Friends Mums

[Taxman]

Has a mates mum ever come onto you? Or have you even been a little naughty and kissed, fondled or rubber ducked a mates mum in your dirty past?

I'm hoping to have some wonderful stories to come back to later and read.

Much Obliged,
Taxman.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Has a student ever shagged a teacher? That would be so f***ing cool if she was fit.

 

[steward 433]

Has a student ever shagged a teacher? That would be so f***ing cool if she was fit.

One of my mates at school screwed the p.e. mistress and she wasn't too bad looking. I think she had just finished training and was about 23.

 

[User removed 4]

met a mates mum on a train once when i was 18, she insisted on buying the coffees from the buffet car (yes it was that long ago !!),after she had brought them back she put her hand on my, leg looked me straight in the eye and said" they are my treat, i like treating young men", like the callow inexperinced youth i was i froze and didnt respond, god i wish i had known then what i know now as i would have rogered her senseless( well i would have tried anyway , if you can roger someone senseless in 30 seconds )

 

[CHAPPERS]

One of my mates at school screwed the p.e. mistress and she wasn't too bad looking. I think she had just finished training and was about 23.

'screwed'?

Seriously.

You're seriously going to use that word?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

One of my mates at school screwed the p.e. mistress and she wasn't too bad looking. I think she had just finished training and was about 23.

Nah I'm talking more Secondary school, College and early Uni students.

 

[User removed 4]

what about mums friends ?? i screwed( nod to chappers) my mums friend when i was 21 !! does that count ??

 

[pasty]

Many many moons ago, I went to a mates girlfriend's 21st birthday party at her house, and woke up the next morning in bed with her mum. Does that count?

 

[steward 433]

Nah I'm talking more Secondary school, College and early Uni students.

He was 16 at the time.

 

[Taxman]

Well, I have to say that this is disappointing, where are all these tales of debauchery and unbridled passion with mums and their beautiful 'eyes'?

I will check back later for an improvement.

Loving Regards,
Taxman.

 

[NMH]

Has a student ever shagged a teacher? That would be so f***ing cool if she was fit.

Depends on how you look at it.
One girl in my class, at 14 years old, was shagging a biology teacher probably in his 30's. Or alternatively - the paedo was shagging her.

Whatever way you look at it, it's almost always pedophilia .

 

[Gully]

Many many moons ago, I went to a mates girlfriend's 21st birthday party at her house, and woke up the next morning in bed with her mum. Does that count?

American Pie II by any chance?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

He was 16 at the time.

Sweet!

 

[pasty]

American Pie II by any chance?

Dunno what you mean

It was early 80's, I was about 19/20, she was mid 40's. Nice bit of MILF action before I even knew the word MILF existed (even if it did back then)

 

[GDC]

My mates mum noshed me off in the back of the car on the way to Hartlepool.

 

[beorhthelm]

i remember a girl friends mum was very fit, i made no secret i thought that and there always seem to be a bit of flirtyness from her.

 

[Gully]

...btw Pasty, that does count!

 

[Scoffers]

My mates mum noshed me off in the back of the car on the way to Hartlepool.

that certainly counts!

 

[Nibble]

I buggered my next door naighbours mum. My next door neighbour is 56.

 

[Les Biehn]

One of my mates at school his mum was a right sawt and I finger blasted her up the chutney at a family party when she had had far to much to drink. I was 14 at the time.