[Humour] Friday night a and e thread

[Dave the OAP]

Sat in a&e

Eating dinner, bit into a chip... cut the top of my mouth

As I am on warfarin, it’s been bleeding a lot and won’t stop

2 1/2 hours later.......

 

[AmexRuislip]

Hope your fine, but they must've been bloody sharp chips!

 

[timbha]

Hope you’re ok. Bet you thought the white had turned to red!!

 

[The Oldman]

Good luck Dave. Hope the bleeding stops soon.

 

[Peter Ward]

Now that's a crispy chip by anyone's reckoning. A & E no doubt full. Have you got to sort it out yet? Keep us posted and Good luck

 

[UTT]

Must have been a northern chip, not one of them soft southern chips

 

[Dave the OAP]

Just been seen and have to wait for a dr now. 2 hour wait!

Meanwhile mouth keeps filling up.

Feeling a bit crap now

 

[banjo]

I prefer Brown sauce. Hope you’re ok though.

 

[The Clamp]

Suck ice cubes.

 

[The Clamp]

If it's any consolation on the inconvenience front I've just got home from work after a 5:30 am start and found I have the work keys on me. And I'm not openeing up tomorrow. Back I go.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

You're meant to oven cook for 20-25 mins from freezer

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[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Need to use the stronger fixodent if your plates are slipping that much

 

[Petunia]

Meanwhile mouth keeps filling up.

Are you spitting or swallowing?


Hope you get sorted soon

 

[Dave the OAP]

Still here and not far off constantly bleeding for 4 hours

Starting to get a tad concerned

 

[Trevor]

Good luck, life with warfarin's no fun. When I was on it, I came off within about two months - much to my relief. I'm sure they will sort you in A&E - all the best

 

[vegster]

Can't you spit the blood out into a beaker or something, shame to waste it. It could save the NHS buying it from druggie yanks ?

 

[Dave the OAP]

It’s all kicking off. Drunk man shouting goes into toilet. Pulls emergency chord. Alarm goes off. All hell breaks loose. Coppers here with someone in a hoodie point at the bloke and security rough him up.

Doctor seeing him now

Someone suggested we all go and pull the chords to get seen

Woman sat next to me has been here 6 hours and has been seen twice.

Better than graham norton this is

 

[vegster]

It’s all kicking off. Drunk man shouting goes into toilet. Pulls emergency chord. Alarm goes off. All hell breaks loose. Coppers here with someone in a hoodie point at the bloke and security rough him up.

Doctor seeing him now

Someone suggested we all go and pull the chords to get seen

Woman sat next to me has been here 6 hours and has been seen twice.

Better than graham norton this is

Absolute tosh ! Mrs May clearly said at PMQ's that extra capacity was in place and that the NHS is being given all the cash it needs to meet winter demands.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Absolute tosh ! Mrs May clearly said at PMQ's that extra capacity was in place and that the NHS is being given all the cash it needs to meet winter demands.

You can’t legislate for ****tards. The drunken scum shouldn’t be let in.

 

[Durlston]

Are you spitting or swallowing?


Hope you get sorted soon

I'm hoping for this dilemma tomorrow night from a girl I see working. She is filth.

Best wishes, Publius Ovidius.