Friday Blonde Joke

[Easy 10]

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back "You are on the other side."




I am available for parties and functions. Book early to avoid disappointment.

 

[kevinsmith]

Dont give up your Day job

 

[Northstander]

Christopher Reeves is dead!

 

[pasty]

Q. What do you get if you turn 4 blondes upside down ?

A. At least 3 brunettes

 

[Bigtomfu]

apologies for non pc nature but dont read if easily offended:
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Chistopher Reeve after a house Fire!

coat, hat, scarf, and handcuffs i'm outta here!

 

[Artois]

What do Blondes say after sex?

Thanks Guys.

 

[Artois]

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Artois]

What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?

She picks up her purse and goes home.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Q) What do blondes use for prtection during sex.

A) A bus shelter.

 

[Easy 10]

What do you call a blonde standing on her head ?

A brunette with bad breath.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

Q) What do blondes use for prtection during sex.

A) A bus shelter.

should read 'protection'.

 

[Artois]

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade.

 

[Easy 10]

should read 'protection'.

Luke, trust your feelings...use the Edit...

 

[Artois]

A blonde ordered a pizza and was asked if they should cut it in six or twelve pieces.


"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

 

[Artois]

Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?


She burned her lips on the exhaust.

 

[Artois]

Why should you never let a blonde take a coffee break?

It's too hard to re-train them.

 

[Artois]

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

 

[Artois]

What do blondes do for foreplay?

Remove their underwear.

 

[Del Boy]

Q. What do you get if you turn 4 blondes upside down ?

A. At least 3 brunettes

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