Friday Blonde Joke

[Lord Cornwallis]

Blond goes to the optitions. He gives her an eye test."Put your right hand over your left eye. She put's her left hand over her right eye. "No" he says try it again. She puts her right hand over her right eye. "No, right hand over left eye. Let's try again" She puts her left hand over her left eye." This isn't working is it?" says the optition. He gets a paper bag, cuts one hole in it to expose her left eye, sticks it over her head, and she begins sobbing. "What's the matter now? he says. Blond says......................................................................"I wanted gold rimmed ones like me sister".

Check please!

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

It's now in to Saturday, but who cares? We bloody well lost

Q) How do you get four blondes on to a bar stool, and pretty damn quick too ?

I don't know. How do you get four blondes on to a bar stool, and pretty damn quick too?

A) Just turn it upside down.



Alright I'm leaving. I'll get my coat. Yeh. Okay, now.

 

[Halftime Oranges]

 

[Seagullmatt]

Did you hear about the blond who worked in the M&M factory?

She got the sack for throwing out all of the W's!

 

[Cian]

Remind me never to give PC help to any of you lot

Anyway, its not natural in my case....

 

[Brightonian74]

A dyslexic blonde went to a toga party..........and dressed up as a goat!

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

A dyslexic blonde went to a toga party..........and dressed up as a goat!

It grows on you.