Four words to send a shiver down the spine

[Frutos]

potters sorting the trains :thud:

"Potter's booking the pitch" would also work here.

 

[Giraffe]

I am home darling

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Crystal Palace Football Club

 

[seagullsslimjim]

"lets call teddy - Mohammed"

 

[BensGrandad]

Torquay two Brighton nil

 

[Barrow Boy]

"Better examine your prostate"

 

[The Timekeeper]

I might be pregnant

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Perry Digweed might say "My bollocks hanging off"

 

[Everest]

Leon Knight's coming back

 

[Trufflehound]

It's Chico time again.

 

[Statto]

Allardyce named England manager.