Four words to send a shiver down the spine

[Titanic]

Next caller is... Hugo

 

[Tooting Gull]

Palace have signed Torres

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Gold to buy Palace

 

[hans kraay fan club]

New government blocks Falmer

 

[Simster]

Cup Draw: Spurs away

 

[Tooting Gull]

A draw for survival

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Number 3....Kerry Mayo.

 

[scooter1]

I'm three weeks late

 

[crasher]

You see? I'm pre-op.

 

[colinpants]

Oh no, my husband.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Imagine being 21-0 down to Palace, no matter how bad we're playing the first thing we hear at half-time is...

Some Birthdays for you!

f*** off! i dont care!! haha

 

[Titanic]

It won't hurt, honest.

 

[Frutos]

and Smith must score....

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Carlton Palmer,Carlton Palmer.

 

[dougdeep]

Is it in yet?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The announcement 'Would the guard please contact the driver?' rarely results in happy commuter bunnies.

 

[dougdeep]

The announcement 'Would the guard please conduct the driver?' rarely results in happy commuter bunnies.

Contact?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Contact?

*SIGH*

 

[Easy 10]

Bear in mind, we only lost the last friendly against Australia because Sven had made 44 substitutions by the 65th minute, and then started drafting people in from the crowd.

 

[Scotty Mac]

potters sorting the trains :thud: