Forgotten/rare phrases

[Two Professors]

Excuse me
After You
Please
Thank you
I apologise
Fuckstick

 

[Garage_Doors]

Has the cat got your tongue.

 

[fire&skill]

dubry?

Indeed - which was always connected to the mahagan

 

[PFJ]

If I did anything slightly stupid , my Mum would always ask if I was 'doolally'

 

[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

'If that's not out I'm not playing !'

A riposte from my grandmother, after stumbling across an obnoxiously smelly fart.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

'Camera phone'

 

[Elvis]

team of the 80's

hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm!!! whatever did happen?

 

[Norman Potting]

Indeed - which was always connected to the mahagan

...Is that the same as an ooojamaflip or a thingymybob?

 

[Kumquat]

dicksplash
D'ya come fresh?
you having a mash?
sit on my face kumquat and we'll leave it at that!

 

[El Sid]

A bit of slap and tickle

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

My friends and myself used to play football in the local park ( rudyard road, woodingdean for those interested ) which was on a slight incline. Whenever the ball was kicked too far and someone had to get it back, you'd hear cries of " arrrgh, my leg " and a bunch of youngsters would collapse to the ground in a bid to avoid having to be the one to get the ball. Great days

 

[Questions]

A bit of slap and tickle

A bit of 'how's yer father'.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Bricking it.

 

[El Sid]

A bit of 'how's yer father'.

"I suppose yer off out for a bit of hanky panky with yer fancy piece"

 

[Questions]

....

 

[Questions]

"I suppose yer off out for a bit of hanky panky with yer fancy piece"

All fur coat and no knickers she was and I was half expecting her to put the kibosh on it but I was like a rat up a drainpipe.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

My Dad describes anyone struggling to carry out a simple job as 'Your like a cow with a musket' which I now say to 'Dewe Road Gull' all fecking day!
I am always saying 'Jesus wept and well he might' so that doesn't probably count.

 

[fire&skill]

...Is that the same as an ooojamaflip or a thingymybob?

Similar NP - but nearer to a firkin

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Sussed!
and
Sussed a beaut!

For a couple of years these were the ultimate taunts, guaranteed to precede a minor scuffle at Thomas a Beckett primary school in Worthing.

 

[backson]

Further to earlier posts, Benny on the loose had definitely made its way as far west as worthing by the late seventies.

Remmy was our choice of phrase for the less intellectual, short for remedial