Forgotten/rare phrases

[EDS]

Softly, softly catchy monkey. I hate, HATE that phrase, makes me cringe and vomit.

Are you sure you do not mean "slowly slowly catchy monkey?
Or maybe the phrase was different where you were

 

[Nibble]

Chudda for a fatty.
Bed Wetter for a ginge.
Jewboy if someone wouldn't give you a lend of something or didn't give you one of their crisps/sweets
Spoiler (as in spoilt) if someone came in with a nice watch or summat.

 

[the wanderbus]

we used to wind up an old diddycoi woman along our road until she went potty and shouted "I'll be seeing your mother about you c***'s eyes" One of my mates said to her "but Janey c***'s don't have eyes" To which she replied "well your a c*** and youv'e got eyes" For ages after that whenever one of us used to piss the others off they'd always get called c***'s eyes.

 

[tinycowboy]

They were accusing someone of their acquaintance of being a "proper chaile".

Chailey Heritage was often cited at my primary school...

 

[Return of the Rev]

Always called a curry a bert going for a bert murray.

anyone else?

 

[the wanderbus]

another of our sayings was having a stromboli, as in throwing a fit.

 

[Titanic]

"Knocky"

 

[Gordon Bennett]

I haven't heard anyone exclaim "Gordon Bennett!!" for a good few years.

Oh god, that phrase was a staple of the teachers in my school. I haven't thought of that for years. Thank you!

You would have done if the first few NSC user names you'd tried to use had already been taken!!!

 

[SK1NT]

Gertcha...

 

[SK1NT]

Softly, softly catchy monkey. I hate, HATE that phrase, makes me cringe and vomit.

I remember when yoghurt pot lids used to be metallic and sometimes you'd bite them to open them up and my Dad would alsways say "Ooh, careful son, that'll find yer fillings" I always liked that one.

f***ing hurts too.... I sometimes get that pain when i leave a bit of foil on my toblerone...

 

[Nibble]

f***ing hurts too.... I sometimes get that pain when i leave a bit of foil on my toblerone...

God, did it ever. Horrid sensation.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Glenn Murray he's two bob

 

[Vegas Seagull]

It's black over Bills Mothers

 

[Return of the Rev]

charlies dead

 

[LeicestershireGull]

Bloomin' 'eck!

 

[daveinprague]

And of course, the scourge of many a bullied schoolboy:


Gaylord.

Was my daughters favourite word when she was a teen... she loved this restuarant when she visited me in Frankfurt..

 

[Kumquat]

I asked my girlfriend for a word/phrase she hadn't heard in years and she said "sorry". She doesn't get out much to be fair but I honestly thought that was quite a common word myself.

 

[Questions]

Who pulled your chain?

Who threw you a banana ? ( not in a racist way obviously)

 

[Questions]

I asked my girlfriend for a word/phrase she hadn't heard in years and she said "sorry". She doesn't get out much to be fair but I honestly thought that was quite a common word myself.

Last time I said that to my missus was the first time we made love. I've never needed to apologise for it happening that quick since.

 

[daveinprague]

Shagnasty was a popular term in the navy when I was in it...

Havnt heard the term 'the dogs bollocks' when ive been visiting home... theres actually two bars here called that..so I stilll hear it here alot