Food- & Drink-Based Footballers

[Trufflehound]

Kenny Jackett Potato

 

[Captain Haddock]

Keith Curly-Wurly

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Pickle-as Bendtner

 

[Captain Haddock]

Marcus Kebabel

 

[Trufflehound]

Andy/Ashley/Joe Cole Slaw

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Rolo Toure
David Boost

 

[Captain Haddock]

Seb Caroll

 

[Trufflehound]

One for the old 'uns:

Peter Alphabonetti Spaghetti

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tal Ben Ham

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tom Huddle-scone

 

[Captain Haddock]

Fernandos Torres

Snickerless Bendtner

John Terrine

Carlton Cale

 

[robbie c]

Bean Cox and Dick in Sangria
with Glen Marrow, Tony Bloomer and Spotted Dick [anyone spotted Dick recently?]

 

[Captain Haddock]

Mitch Walkers

Jon Welch rarebit

Jon Dhal Tomassen

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Bean Cox and Dick in Sangria
with Glen Marrow, Tony Bloomer and Spotted Dick [anyone spotted Dick recently?]

I spotted him at Euston Station on the way back from Milton Keynes last week, if that helps?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Leek Hendrie

 

[Captain Haddock]

Steven Gingerard

Jim Gammon

 

[Captain Haddock]

And then of course there is Liverpool's new signing Jon-joe Shellfish!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Have we had Almond Traore yet?

Theo Walnut?
Reuben Hazelnut?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Spam-ir Nasri?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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