Food- & Drink-Based Footballers

[hans kraay fan club]

Frank le BEOUF

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Paulo WanCHOPe

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Mark McGammon

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Zeke ROWE

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Colin PATEs

 

[The Large One]

Steve Gateaux

 

[The Large One]

Adam Le Fondu

 

[Twinkle Toes]

George Berry

Flans Beckenbauer

 

[thejackal]

Patrick Burger

Didn't Burger and Martin FriedEgg both play for the Czech republic at euro 96?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I want cricketers in this thread too, so I can have Graham Onions, Will Beer, and Banana Naved ul Hasan.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

and Phil Mustard

 

[thejackal]

The continental players are too easy:

João Pinto Bean
Rui Costa Coffee
Luís Fig Roll

 

[The Large One]

and Phil Mustard

Or Mustard Ahmed

 

[Lady Whistledown]

James Honey-cliffe

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Lionel Eton Messi

 

[The Large One]

Andy Crumble

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Keith Curly-Wurly

 

[Withnail]

Nacho Novo

 

[Codner's Crackpipe]

Penne Higuita
Robbie Cabbage

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Febian Brandy