Fit as 16yr old

[Les Biehn]

Some may remember that I mentioned a fit as 16 yr old I work with. I have now left that job but saw her today. f*** me she is the fittest bird I have ever seen in my life, I don't think I have ever fancied a bird as much in terms of physical appearance. The trouble is I still feel like a right dirty old perv. She could easily pass for anywhere between 18-22, but is it wrong?

 

[Lander]

What her name?

I'm 16 no worries

 

[Billy the Fish]

Of course not, the law says so. If she's that fit then go for it, but if your mates are anything like mine you'll probably have to put up with paedo jokes for a while. A small price to pay

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

How old are you?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Its not wrong if you are 25 or under.

 

[Les Biehn]

I went to see a mate at this work and he also thinks she's fit. We were arranging a few drinks tonight and have invited her. I would love to get her knorks out, their massive and great. She's quite dirty as well, always pinching our arses and was texting me about a dress she had that her boobs were practically falling out of. Dear god, she's gonna give me a heart attack.

 

[Les Biehn]

Its not wrong if you are 25 or under.

26 shitters

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Make sure you knock one off before seeing her, a la There's something about mary, although avoiding the final result in the film.

 

[sir danny cullip]

I went to see a mate at this work and he also thinks she's fit. We were arranging a few drinks tonight and have invited her. I would love to get her knorks out, their massive and great. She's quite dirty as well, always pinching our arses and was texting me about a dress she had that her boobs were practically falling out of. Dear god, she's gonna give me a heart attack.

You really do love it mate!!

 

[Les Biehn]

You really do love it mate!!

More than you would know. Actually thinking about cracking one off in the work toilets for the first time ever.

 

[sir danny cullip]

More than you would know. Actually thinking about cracking one off in the work toilets for the first time ever.

Does she work full time?

 

[Les Biehn]

Does she work full time?

She's a bit busy with her GCSE's at the mo!

 

[Billy the Fish]

I went to see a mate at this work and he also thinks she's fit. We were arranging a few drinks tonight and have invited her. I would love to get her knorks out, their massive and great. She's quite dirty as well, always pinching our arses and was texting me about a dress she had that her boobs were practically falling out of. Dear god, she's gonna give me a heart attack.

Then what the f*** are you playing at. Get in there quick before he does. You'll forget about being a dirty old perv when she's riding on top of you.

 

[sir danny cullip]

She's a bit busy with her GCSE's at the mo!

Sounds a bit wrong if you ask me but worth a go i guess, youre obviously totally obsessed! Good luck mate!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think you could just about get away with it Les

 

[Les Biehn]

Sounds a bit wrong if you ask me but worth a go i guess, youre obviously totally obsessed! Good luck mate!

She's gorgeous. I was telling my mate that physically she is my absolute perfect bird. Italian looking, big knorks, about 5'6", curvy figure, really pretty face and a flat stomach. Awesome.

 

[sir danny cullip]

She's gorgeous. I was telling my mate that physically she is my absolute perfect bird. Italian looking, big knorks, about 5'6", curvy figure, really pretty face and a flat stomach. Awesome.

Well we're all waiting for a picture...

 

[Les Biehn]

I think you could just about get away with it Les

Cheers Unc. Better that than a Spielberg type mother fixation.

 

[Hampden Park]

get us a picture

d'oh too late

 

[Les Biehn]

Well we're all waiting for a picture...

I wish I had one. Imagine Wenk, but with a really pretty face and slightly bigger hips. She's also a dancer.