Fit as 16yr old

[Les Biehn]

Well, it is nearly 3 and I have no intention going to bed because if I do, I will wake up at 12 noon again. I need to do work because I have wasted away my half term.

Good morning.

What the fook are you on?

 

[NMH]

She's gorgeous. I was telling my mate that physically she is my absolute perfect bird. Italian looking, big knorks, about 5'6", curvy figure, really pretty face and a flat stomach. Awesome.

You sad twat, you are putting this girl up on a pedastal while she's gagging to be asked out - leering and dreaming over her while she wants to be touched.

you are being a classic case of a complete WANKER !

Just hand her over to NMH and I'll tell you what it was like afterwards.

I might even let you watch the video

 

[Les Biehn]

You sad twat, you are putting this girl up on a pedastal while she's gagging to be asked out - leering and dreaming over her while she wants to be touched.

you are being a classic case of a complete WANKER !

Just hand her over to NMH and I'll tell you what it was like afterwards.

I might even let you watch the video

Oh dear. According to Lacanian theory all men put girls on a pedastal. It is why we think we love them.

 

[1066gull]

Tell us, what does this girl work for?

Then where she works

Than here phone number

 

[Les Biehn]

Dig a tunnel from my window to yours.

Climb out your chimmney.

Forget all we used to know, then our skin gets thicker.

Sleeping in my head.

Tried to name our baby, forgot all the names the names we used to know.

Sleeping in my head.

Spead the ashes.

 

[Billy the Fish]

f***ing hell. Were Les and 1066 on the special K last night?

 

[Les Biehn]

What do you mean, he's always like that. However, I was absolutely shit faced.

 

[1066gull]

What do you mean, he's always like that. However, I was absolutely shit faced.

Man, I've wasted away my whole Half Term.

 

[Hungry Joe]

You sad twat, you are putting this girl up on a pedastal while she's gagging to be asked out - leering and dreaming over her while she wants to be touched.

you are being a classic case of a complete WANKER !

Just hand her over to NMH and I'll tell you what it was like afterwards.

I might even let you watch the video

I thought you liked boys?