Fish jumps out of sea and chomps man's arm ....

[AlbionRob]

Salmon Rushdie wrote the screenplay apparently.

 

[AlbionRob]

It's just a question of getting up to speed with the ling-o.

The thought haddock occurred to me.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

If people want to join in on this thread, they need to get their skates on. There are a few dab hands involved already.

I've had time to mullet over - & I do fully concur. This thread is definitely a wrasse against the clock now.

 

[Trufflehound]

This thread is definitely a wrasse against the clock now.

The whiting is definitely on the wall.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Too right Truff! It's a shame when these things go awr(a)y. This could be my final (f)ling to be honest.

 

[Drumstick]

Too right Truff! It's a shame when these things go awr(a)y. This could be my final (f)ling to be honest.

Don't be so shellfish I'm enjoying your efforts.

If I'm honest I think your the life and sole of the party.

I don't want to catch you quitting.

There's plenty more fish (puns) in the sea.

 

[spongy]

Rudd-y hell, what a div. shame he did didnt get pulled off his Perch.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

He must be really carped off

Which one the one who used to play Dracula or Chess?

TNBA


TTF

 

[Bladders]

These fish puns are dolphinately getting out of hand

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Don't be so shellfish I'm enjoying your efforts.

If I'm honest I think your the life and sole of the party.

I don't want to catch you quitting.

There's plenty more fish (puns) in the sea.

Gawd bless ya Mr D! I was wishing I was a dab hand at this fishy biz, but thanks to you I'm now having a whale of a time.

Edit: Just trawled through page 2 & missed the previous Dab reference. I've literally been done up like a kipper!

 

[MJsGhost]

Barbel out!

 

[driller]

He is a dab hand at line fishing

 

[Bladders]

These silly puns are krilling this thread.

 

[sydney]

he's obviously got a chip on his shoulder....

 

[greyseagull]

Was it me or did I hear the Pike say "you stupid boy" as he lept out of the water?

 

[Questions]

I love watching humans get attacked by wild animals when they are goading them like that. I can't help but notice that no-one exactly rushed to help him did they! Perhaps they think he's as much of a prick as I do.

Where's the pun in there ?
Eel be disappointed with that effort.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

As others have suggested, I think it was intench-ional, and a (red) snapper was on hand to record what happened. Certainly hooked the rest of us in.

 

[sydney]

on a scale of 1-10 its a rather poor(poise) 7.......silly basstid.

 

[Bladders]

Where's the pun in there ?
Eel be disappointed with that effort.

Agreed, it was a roe-ful attempt.

 

[Trufflehound]

Agreed, it was a roe-ful attempt.

Managed to reel in quite a large grouper people though.