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[Film] Films that sent you to sleep



Cheeky Monkey

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Jul 17, 2003
23,884
It was so mind numbing I had to have the plot explained to me on here..other than that, La La Land was awful, mentally switched off after 4 minutes.
You’re obviously not meterosexual enough vegster, LaLa was a straight gay man’s dream, loved it. You’ve just got to zone out all the shite and embrace the experience, altogether now “City of stars, Are you shining just for me?”
 






Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing


The Clamp

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 11, 2016
26,206
West is BEST
It’s not that I have literally fallen asleep to all the films I listed, more that I found then deathly boring.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
You’re obviously not meterosexual enough vegster, LaLa was a straight gay man’s dream, loved it. You’ve just got to zone out all the shite and embrace the experience, altogether now “City of stars, Are you shining just for me?”
Sorry CM, I'm old school, I just like women, preferably with nice norks.
 






rool

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
6,031
Lord of the Rings (first one), never bothered going back for the other two
With you on this one. I have tried several times to watch it but always end up asleep or totally disinterested.
Another one I feel I need to watch, as it's often touted as the best film ever, but haven't managed to date after several attempts is Citizen Kane.
 










ken tiler

Active member
Nov 24, 2007
343
Brighton
With you on this one. I have tried several times to watch it but always end up asleep or totally disinterested.
Another one I feel I need to watch, as it's often touted as the best film ever, but haven't managed to date after several attempts is Citizen Kane.
Citizen Kane was fairly dull, I agree having watched it a few times. Welles later film, The Magnificent Ambersons seemed even duller and I couldnt get through it so probably would have dozed off.
 




jakarta

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May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
Citizen Kane was fairly dull, I agree having watched it a few times. Welles later film, The Magnificent Ambersons seemed even duller and I couldnt get through it so probably would have dozed off.
That would be the Citizen Kane widely acknowledged as the best film ever made? :lolol:
 


Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,884
That would be the Citizen Kane widely acknowledged as the best film ever made? :lolol:
It’s so tediocre. I was going to add it to my Godfather post but feared NSC having a collective meltdown at both the Gfather and C Kane being disssed. Acknowledged by who? Anyone who has ever watched a film in motion picture history regardless of genre taste...or just a select bunch of critics down the years? Don’t believe the hype.

Next you’ll be telling me Inception wasn’t the most overrated, dull, self-indulgent film since (insert equality overrated, dull, self-indulgent film here)
 






Grassman

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Jun 12, 2008
2,619
Tun Wells
As Dennis Pennis once said: (to whom i don’t remember) “I have to thank you, I haven’t had sex in a while, but I went to the cinema and slept with the whole audience.”
 






Zeberdi

“Vorsprung durch Technik”
NSC Patron
Oct 20, 2022
6,941
These days, every film I try to watch after a hard day's work, getting old.
Exactly! And no reflection on the film necessarily - glad I’m not the only one struggling to get through any film after working all day!
 




Popeye

I Don't Exercise
Nov 12, 2021
583
North Carolina USA
Titanic-Overrated piece of garbage

Avatar-Overrated piece of garbage

Any movie set in Victorian England
 


Klaas

I've changed this
Nov 1, 2017
2,666
That remake of Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy.
 


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