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[News] Festive Joke du Jour
- Thread starter crodonilson
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Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Many people do, so why the amusement?
ISAAC NEWTON (1642)
HUMPHREY BOGART (1899)
LEW GRADE (1906) ...
CAB CALLOWAY (1907) ...
PRINCESS ALEXANDRA (1936) ...
KENNY EVERETT (1944) ...
SISSY SPACEK (1949) ...
ANNIE LENNOX
ISAAC NEWTON (1642)
HUMPHREY BOGART (1899)
LEW GRADE (1906) ...
CAB CALLOWAY (1907) ...
PRINCESS ALEXANDRA (1936) ...
KENNY EVERETT (1944) ...
SISSY SPACEK (1949) ...
ANNIE LENNOX
Dick Swiveller
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Insel affe
HellBilly
Errr looking at that list not anymore they don't
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Still their birthday, alive or dead.
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HellBilly
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HellBilly
Ok, fine believe whatever you want, millions believe in worse.....
nickbrighton
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- Feb 19, 2016
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this is going well.....
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HellBilly
That's what Jesus said....
Nathan
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Who threw the plate at the bloke in the white shirt? Could have hit him on the head.
Uh_huh_him
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December 25th was the traditional Pagan celebration of the Winter Solstice, and the festival was usurped by the early Christian church.
Many scholars have concluded that Jesus's birth was unlikely to have occurred in December.
Theologians have suggested that Jesus was born in the spring, based on the biblical narrative that shepherds were watching over their flocks in the fields on the night of Jesus’ birth.
Something they would have done in the spring, not the winter.
So as well as being factually inaccurate, I doubt our saviour is too bothered about the clash of his "birth"day and the Christian celebration of his birth.
crodonilson
He/Him
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So they have two birthdays like Her Majesty The Queen.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
....and racehorses.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
He may be celebrating his Birthday in December, but nailed on he'll be gone by Easter
Jack Straw
I look nothing like him!
)Loadicus Trux
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Isn't Noel Edmond's birthday on the 25th?
Dick Swiveller
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He has enough money so hopefully he picks the present with 1p in it.
Brownstuff
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Who eats Pitta bread on its own for their Christmas meal anyway?
It is only the geezer next to Jesus who is eating some turf who appears to be enjoying himself!!
They all seem to be enjoying their wine glass of milk.
schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
I believe they're badly-drawn Calzone. That would make more sense.