[News] Festive Joke du Jour

[AmexRuislip]

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I never knew Noel Edmonds played the character of Simon Templar

 

[crodonilson]

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

After desert coffees were served with crackers and Cheeses from Nazareth.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

After desert coffees were served with crackers and Cheeses from Nazareth.

And lo, Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

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I've never understood why Christmas Day is not New Years Day? Surely 24th December was 0 BC and 0 AD?

 

[METALMICKY]

 

[Bedsex]

Two snowmen are standing in a field, one turns to the other and asks “can you smell carrots?”

 

[essbee1]

Two snowmen are standing in a field, one turns to the other and asks “can you smell carrots?”

The other snowman turns round and says "yes" .That was the best joke of 1974.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I've never understood why Christmas Day is not New Years Day? Surely 24th December was 0 BC and 0 AD?

Because it took them a week to get the news to London?