[News] Festive Joke du Jour

[crodonilson]

 

[Is it PotG?]

Many people do, so why the amusement?

ISAAC NEWTON (1642)
HUMPHREY BOGART (1899)
LEW GRADE (1906) ...
CAB CALLOWAY (1907) ...
PRINCESS ALEXANDRA (1936) ...
KENNY EVERETT (1944) ...
SISSY SPACEK (1949) ...
ANNIE LENNOX

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Many people do, so why the amusement?

ISAAC NEWTON (1642)
HUMPHREY BOGART (1899)
LEW GRADE (1906) ...
CAB CALLOWAY (1907) ...
PRINCESS ALEXANDRA (1936) ...
KENNY EVERETT (1944) ...
SISSY SPACEK (1949) ...
ANNIE LENNOX

 

[Insel affe]

Many people do, so why the amusement?

ISAAC NEWTON (1642)
HUMPHREY BOGART (1899)
LEW GRADE (1906) ...
CAB CALLOWAY (1907) ...
PRINCESS ALEXANDRA (1936) ...
KENNY EVERETT (1944) ...
SISSY SPACEK (1949) ...
ANNIE LENNOX

Errr looking at that list not anymore they don't

 

[Is it PotG?]

Errr looking at that list not anymore they don't

Still their birthday, alive or dead.

 

[Insel affe]

https://youtu.be/-Mpc5FM4F4U

 

[Insel affe]

Still their birthday, alive or dead.

Ok, fine believe whatever you want, millions believe in worse.....

 

[nickbrighton]

this is going well.....

 

[Insel affe]

this is going well.....

That's what Jesus said....

 

[Nathan]

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Who threw the plate at the bloke in the white shirt? Could have hit him on the head.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

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December 25th was the traditional Pagan celebration of the Winter Solstice, and the festival was usurped by the early Christian church.
Many scholars have concluded that Jesus's birth was unlikely to have occurred in December.
Theologians have suggested that Jesus was born in the spring, based on the biblical narrative that shepherds were watching over their flocks in the fields on the night of Jesus’ birth.
Something they would have done in the spring, not the winter.

So as well as being factually inaccurate, I doubt our saviour is too bothered about the clash of his "birth"day and the Christian celebration of his birth.

 

[crodonilson]

December 25th was the traditional Pagan celebration of the Winter Solstice, and the festival was usurped by the early Christian church.
Many scholars have concluded that Jesus's birth was unlikely to have occurred in December.
Theologians have suggested that Jesus was born in the spring, based on the biblical narrative that shepherds were watching over their flocks in the fields on the night of Jesus’ birth.
Something they would have done in the spring, not the winter.

So as well as being factually inaccurate, I doubt our saviour is too bothered about the clash of his "birth"day and the Christian celebration of his birth.

So they have two birthdays like Her Majesty The Queen.

 

[Is it PotG?]

So they have two birthdays like Her Majesty The Queen.....

....and racehorses.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

He may be celebrating his Birthday in December, but nailed on he'll be gone by Easter

 

[Jack Straw]

He may be celebrating his Birthday in December, but nailed on he'll be gone by Easter

...or will he?! (Love the "nailed on" bit!! )

 

[Loadicus Trux]

Isn't Noel Edmond's birthday on the 25th?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Isn't Noel Edmond's birthday on the 25th?

He has enough money so hopefully he picks the present with 1p in it.

 

[Brownstuff]

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Who eats Pitta bread on its own for their Christmas meal anyway?
It is only the geezer next to Jesus who is eating some turf who appears to be enjoying himself!!

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Who eats Pitta bread on its own for their Christmas meal anyway?
It is only the geezer next to Jesus who is eating some turf who appears to be enjoying himself!!

They all seem to be enjoying their wine glass of milk.

 

[schmunk]

Who eats Pitta bread on its own for their Christmas meal anyway?

I believe they're badly-drawn Calzone. That would make more sense.