Happy as I am with my NSC soubriquet, if I had my time again I think I'd give serious consideration (gedditt? ) to 'Sid Bonkers'.
"As well as Tottenham Hotspur, Peter Cook was passionate, of course, about his Neasden FC of the North Circular Relegation League – and all hail to the memory of bluff chairman Buffy Cohen, 67; tight-lipped, ashen-faced supremo Ron Knee, 59; Baldy Pevsner, Hernandez de Pratwinkle, and fearless one-legged custodian Wally Foot, each "boswelled" by ace backpager EI Addio and, on the terraces, cheered on by the "heaving throng" of Sid and Doris Bonkers."
Final score Neasden FC 0, Church of the Blazing Apostle 8 (Linecker 3, Pevsner o.g. 5).
Edit: When he got religion at one point didn't he become L. Ron Knee for a couple of weeks?