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Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Waitress receives a phone to the restuarant. " Can you see if Mike Hunt is there please " Waitress walks around the restaurant shouting " Has anyone seen Mike Hunt ". It made me laugh, however I was about 17 at the time.

Porky's.
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
" Game over Man, Game Over ! "

Bill Paxton - Aliens.
 




halbpro

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2012
2,902
Brighton
"If you really wanted to mess me up, you should have got to me earlier!" - High Fidelity

"This isn't flying, it's falling with style!" - Toy Story

"Clever girl..." - Jurassic Park

"You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you; they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders." - Man of Steel (Although it's not out yet)
 




Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
"There she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it."
 






Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
"Sweet" what does mine say?

"Dude" what does mine say?

"SAWEEEET" what does mine say?

"DUUUUDE" what does mine say?
 






BRIGHT ON Q

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
9,248
Has someone ordered a C..t because ones just turned up.
 


Poyetry In Motion

Pooetry Motions
Feb 26, 2009
3,556
6.61 miles from the Amex
Palmer: The fellow whose job I'm taking, will he show me the ropes?
Major Dalby: Maybe - if you're in touch with the spirit world.
Palmer: I beg your pardon?
Major Dalby: He was shot this morning.
 


Poyetry In Motion

Pooetry Motions
Feb 26, 2009
3,556
6.61 miles from the Amex
Charlie Croker: Hang on Lads, I've got a great idea




Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.
 


willow147

Active member
Mar 16, 2011
954
Romney Marsh, Kent
"And there shall in that time be rumours of things going astray, and there will be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment…at this time, a friend shall lose his friends’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock..."
 






Phat Baz 68

Get a ****ing life mate !
Apr 16, 2011
5,026
" Where's ya tool " ?
" What ****ing tool " ? WALLOP !!!!!
 


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