Favourite Film Exchanges

[Gonzo]

'Who's motorcycle is that?'

'It's a chopper baby'

'Who's chopper is that?'

'It's Zed's baby'

'Who's Zed?'

'Zed's dead baby, Zeds' dead...'

Fantastic quote from a top, top film

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

"Jimmy... I've watched you play and, I think it's right to offer you the chance to play at Man United"

"Oh, well thanks Sir, but, erm, I've got a better offer you see..."

"What could possibly be better than Man United?

"Man City!"

 

[Spun Cuppa]

'I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die…'

 

[Gonzo]

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f*** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

 

[Gonzo]

Mmhhmmmm this IS a tasty burger

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Regarding Pulp Fiction, if I can't get to sleep at night, instead of counting sheep, sometimes I try to mentally re-arrange the non-linear narrative into a linear form, and I usually nod off before I complete the job

 

[Spun Cuppa]

'しかし、我々は7アール！

 

[Dave the OAP]

" Hey boys, look what I got here"
" Where the white women at?"

"Well how de do de day maa'm
"Up yours ******"

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

" Hey boys, look what I got here"
" Where the white women at?"

"Well how de do de day maa'm
"Up yours ******"

Bart: Hey, Charlie. What is it that ain't exactly water and ain't exactly earth?
Bart, Charlie: QUICKSAND!

Sheriff Bart: A man drink like that and don't eat, he gonna DIE!
Jim: (Glug) When?

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Hedley Lamarr: [gives her a bunch of flowers] For you, my dear.
Lili Von Shtupp: Oh... how ordinawy. [throws away flowers]

 

[Taybha]

Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

 

[defrocked priest]

Informant:" Hey, I have bills to pay you know, I need bread."
Secret Service Agent:" Uncle Sam don't give a shit about your bills, you want bread, go f*** a baker."

 

[NMH]

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