Favourite Film Exchanges

[Spun Cuppa]

'Что это там?...'

 

[Everlast]

From Planes, Trains & Automobiles:

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f***ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f***ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a f***ing automobile: a f***ing Datsun, a f***ing Toyota, a f***ing Mustang, a f***ing Buick! Four f***ing wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car RIGHT f***ing NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f***ed!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

'I love the smell of napalm in the morning...'

*Several loud explosions*

 

[vegster]

What we’ve got here is "failure to communicate".

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Mugger - you got a light buddy?
Mick - Yeah, sure kid....There you go
Mugger - And your wallet
Sue - Mick, give him your wallet
Mick - What for?
Sue - He's got a knife
Mick - Ha ha ha ha, thats not a knife, thats a knife

 

[Taybha]

fetchez la vache

 

[perth seagull]

From Planes, Trains & Automobiles:

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f***ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, f***ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a f***ing automobile: a f***ing Datsun, a f***ing Toyota, a f***ing Mustang, a f***ing Buick! Four f***ing wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my f***ing face. I want a f***ing car RIGHT f***ing NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f***ed!

Awesome exchange from one of the best movies ever. Happy to see someone else who is aware of this largely forgotten movie.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

'thanks for the tip, Brick Top'...

'Listen, you f***ing fringe, if i throw a dog a bone...i don't want to know if it tastes good.Stop me again while im walking, and i'll cut your f***ing JACOBS OFF !!'

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

Toots Sweet is dead?


This one wasn't so quick,this one took time.


How did he die?


Technically?Asphyxiation by his own genitalia.


And not so technically?


They cut his dick off and choked him with it.

 

[bhaexpress]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

Go ahead punk, make my day.

What do the call you boy ?
They call me Mr Tibbs.

 

[foul old ron]

"How many fingers?"

"Thursday"

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Easier to use Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f-AFAPUEMw

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Heather: You can do that to me for the rest of your life if you like my lord
Connor: Aye Blossom

 

[NMH]

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[The Peanut Roaster]

Bond girl. 'So James, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?'

Bond. 'I don't mind, as long as the collars and cuffs match'

 

[Barrow Boy]

Take your pick!

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[xenophon]

"Can everyone just stop getting shot?"

 

[seagully]

Interviewer: You've written a best-seller...
Chopper: Yeah, I know - and I can't even bloody spell. What about those poor bloody academics, those college graduates, battling their guts out to write some airy-fairy piece of exaggerated artwork? And here's a bloke, sitting in a cell, who can't spell, and he's written a best-seller. It's sold two hundred and fifty thousand copies. And it's still selling. And he's writing another one. And I can't even spell. I'm semi-bloody-illiterate.

 

[seagully]

Duplicate post

 

[NMH]

My own true favourite film exchange, was when Roddy McDowell was telling me what he wanted for his group, across a table in my office in 'Angel 4 - Assault With A Deadly Weapon'.
The scene was filmed from behind me through a window, and I just had to nod in agreement with Roddy (aka 'Geoffrey Kagan').
Although I wasn't credited in that and didn't get any speaking lines - working one-on-one opposite Roddy McDowall, legendary lifetime British actor star of Planet Of The Apes, was marvelous.