Favourite EVER chant [Non-Albion too]

[Common as Mook]

put your hands up for dirk kuyt:

HE LOVES THIS CITY

 

[Meade's Ball]

I think i may have first chortled at Huddersfield chanting:

'You only sing when you're bumming'

at the Goldstone.


But i did love the day of Nogan's song, along with dinner dinner dinner dinner Chapman and I'd rather Flatts.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Not forgetting the CLASSIC "When Frutos is running down the wing CAROLE, Carole"

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

When Plymouth sung You dirty northern bastards to us

 

[bhanutz]

I remember reading about a Manchester derby some years back.

City took the lead and their fans started singing their anthem "Blue Moon".

Shortly after Utd had come back to lead 3-1, their fans came back with "Too soon, you started singing too soon"

I was at that game! Kendall got the sack and the song went

Blue Goons,
you started singing too soon
you thought you beat us 3-1
now Howard Kendall has gone!

 

[Frutos]

Posh Spice is a slapper....

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

'Stab, stab, stab' to Trevor Morley when his wife has gone at him with scissors after an (alledged) misdemeanor (sp) with another West Ham player

About 15 years ago, mid week at Goldstone...guess you had to be there, but it was funny at the time

 

[medicine man]

Didn't Liverpool sing to West Ham a few years back;
"You've got Di Canio, we've got your stereos"

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Still has to be 2 ANDY GORAM'S for me.

 

[Bakesy]

Colchester at Palace this season were singing...."You're not famous any more"

 

[Dennis and Lois]

Carlisle v Albion(2001 I think)

(to the tune of Back Home)

Up north
the sheep are all dying
of foot and mouth disease

Up north
the sheep are all dying
of foot and mouth disease
down south

we're all fuckin healthy
down south
we're all fuckin wealthy

coz we have got more money than you
so f*** off you ****s
(repeat)



At FC United


Whose that runnin off with the till?
is it a scouser? is it a scouser?

 

[Monkey Man]

When Plymouth sung You dirty northern bastards to us

I remember the North Stand singing that to the Bournemouth fans in the early 90s.

 

[Stevegull]

Best this season so far

We Got Tiny Cox, We Got Tiny Cox, We Got Tiny, We Got Tiny, We got Tiny Cox

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Hate to say it but Aldershots chant at us in the FA cup was quite good at the time-

Who who who let the poofs out.............
Who who who let the poofs out.............
Who who who let the poofs out.............

 

[pasty]

I remember the North Stand singing that to the Bournemouth fans in the early 90s.

And to Crawley in the Cup match

 

[SussexSpur]

You have to admit, those United boys do put the effort in, and come up with some corkers.

My current favourite at Spurs is: "What's that coming over the hill, is it Chimbonda, is it Chimbondaaaaaa?"

But EVER? Hm, not sure. For the in-the-moment-ness, I loved when Spurs were astonishingly beating Chelsea 5-1 a few years ago, after year upon year of infamously failing to get a result against them, and being able to join in the incredulous chorus, "Can we play you, can we play you, can we play you every week...?"

But they got their own back, a few weeks later when winning 4-0 at the Lane, smartly hollering "Normal service, normal service, normal service has resumed - normal service has resumed..." and "Totttenham - you've got your Tottenham back, you've got your Tottenham back, you've got your Tottenham back..."



Some of the most abrupt-aback-taking, are the worst taste ones, eg. Spurs' recent, much-criticised response to Campbell's flight to Belgium:
"Sol, Sol, wherever you may be,
Not long now 'til lunacy,
And we won't give a f*** when you're hanging from a tree,
You Judas c*nt with HIV..."

Which is quite strangely admirable in its economy, while touching all bad-taste bases, even if it's, well, maybe a little TOO wrong...

I quite like, for its refusal to go for a clever-clever punchline when a simple-says-it-all one will do, the "Hey Baby" adaptation, for whichever player you (dis)like:
eg.
"Heeeeey, So-ol Campbell (JU - DAS)
I wanna kno-o-o-o-ow
Why you're such a C*NT..."

 

[Gwylan]

I did like the "You're French and you know you are" from Carlisle on Saturday.

 

[Jesus Gul]

Neville Neville
Your future's immense
Neville Neville
You play in defence
Neville Neville
You ain't half bad
Neville Neville
Is the name of your dad

 

[Yorkie]

Colchester at Palace this season were singing...."You're not famous any more"

Or singing to the 12 year olda wearing pink Burberry at the New Den.

You're not scary anymore.