Favourite EVER chant [Non-Albion too]

[hans kraay fan club]

Reminded of this by the Harewood chant on one of the West Ham threads.

'Blame it on Traore', by his own fans [Liverpool] to Djime Traore, after a series of spectacular gaffes, culminating in one of the freakiest own goals in recent history, when he attempted a Cruyff turn on his own goal line and dragged it in!
[Obviously to the tune of 'Blame it on the boogie]

Don't blame it on the Rii-se
Don't blame it on the Ha-mann
Don't blame it on the Fi-nnan
Blame it on Traore

He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet

etc..

Genius.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

He shot he come all over Mullery's bum Peter Ward

 

[Hiney]

Da-vid Jones
When the boy says no
MOLEST HIM

Harsh but funny

 

[Gerbil]

I'm forever blowing BUBBLES

 

[wehatepalace]

anything anti scum

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There's only one Job on Teeside, seems to be rather witty for the......Teesiders.


Song to Akpo Sodje...

He ain't Efe, he's his brother.

 

[surrey jim]

10 german bombers in the air

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm forever blowing BUBBLES

by Michael Jackson?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I'm forever blowing BUBBLES

What he said.

 

[Titanic]

From KUMB - West Hams fans planning a good ole cockerney sing-song for Saturday!!

sell them all, sell them all,
the long and the short and the tall.
sell all the forwards cos their f*cking shite,
sell all the midfield cos their scared to fight,
sell them all, sell them all,
the long and the short and the tall.


http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76357

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside
Oh I do like to be beside the sea,
Oh I do Love to stroll along the prom prom prom
Where the brass band plays
F*CK OFF BRIGHTON.

at least people had funny songs back then.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I did enjoy during the summer;

5-1 and even Heskey scored.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i remember the pompey fans singin this to the tune of winter wonderland....

david jones, child molestor
in a jail in manchester
with his strpey suit and his weetabix
he shares a cell with chelsea's graham rix

 

[1066gull]

You'll never walk alone

Would love it if we tried to adopt it for scarf day

 

[hans kraay fan club]

You'll never walk alone

Would love it if we tried to adopt it for scarf day

That would be remarkably SHIT.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Reminded of this by the Harewood chant on one of the West Ham threads.

'Blame it on Traore', by his own fans [Liverpool] to Djime Traore, after a series of spectacular gaffes, culminating in one of the freakiest own goals in recent history, when he attempted a Cruyff turn on his own goal line and dragged it in!
[Obviously to the tune of 'Blame it on the boogie]

Don't blame it on the Rii-se
Don't blame it on the Ha-mann
Don't blame it on the Fi-nnan
Blame it on Traore

He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet

etc..

Genius.

And here's the OG in question, from 6 angles. Genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7fdJWap2ks

 

[Uncle Buck]

That would be remarkably SHIT.

I do remember the north stand using a bit in the second half of the 1996/97 season, granted around the Fans Utd time, but generally I do agree with the remark about it being a bit turd.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Reminded of this by the Harewood chant on one of the West Ham threads.

'Blame it on Traore', by his own fans [Liverpool] to Djime Traore, after a series of spectacular gaffes, culminating in one of the freakiest own goals in recent history, when he attempted a Cruyff turn on his own goal line and dragged it in!
[Obviously to the tune of 'Blame it on the boogie]

Don't blame it on the Rii-se
Don't blame it on the Ha-mann
Don't blame it on the Fi-nnan
Blame it on Traore

He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet
He just can't, he just can't, he just can't control his feet

etc..

Genius.

And here's the OG in question, from 6 angles. Genius.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7fdJWap2ks

 

[Simster]

This Man Utd effort:

Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse - you could be a scouse
Easting RATS in your council house.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

This Man Utd effort:

Park Park wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse - you could be a scouse
Easting RATS in your council house.

Ahhh. Indeed, one of my favourites.