Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dunnup
Dunnup who
Errrrrrrrr - have you!!!!!!!!
Who's there?
Dunnup
Dunnup who
Errrrrrrrr - have you!!!!!!!!
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Favourite Crap Joke
- Thread starter Soul Finger
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Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
knock knock
who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
is a bell necessary on a bike......
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
stop crying
who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
is a bell necessary on a bike......
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
stop crying
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Strictly speaking, that doesn't actually work.hampden park said:
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
my bell does, pedantEasy 10 said:
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Fair enough then
Moshe Gariani
Well-known member
- Mar 10, 2005
- 12,202
just been told this one by a sympathetic colleague...
What's the difference between a pre-menstrual woman and a rabid rottweiler?
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You can reason with a rabid rottweiler...
What's the difference between a pre-menstrual woman and a rabid rottweiler?
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You can reason with a rabid rottweiler...
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
What do you call a dinosaur who had a vindaloo last night
A megasauras
What do you call a dinosaur wearing glasses
Doyouthinkesauras
A megasauras
What do you call a dinosaur wearing glasses
Doyouthinkesauras
Hannibal smith
New member
Three balloons are very poor and all share a bed in a one bedroom house.
One night Baby balloon goes to bed but can’t get in because Mummy and Daddy balloon are taking up too much space. In an effort to get into bed Baby balloon lets a little bit of air out of Daddy balloon but still can’t get into bed. He then decides to let a bit of air out of Mummy balloon but when he tries to get into bed there still isn’t enough room. As a last resort he lets a little bit of air out of himself and gets into bed with just enough room.
The next day, baby balloon goes down to breakfast and finds Daddy balloon with a stern look on his face.
‘’What’s up Daddy’’ asks Baby
‘’Well’’ Says Daddy balloon ‘’I’m not happy with you Son. Not only did you let me down last night, You let your mother down but above all You let yourself down’’
One night Baby balloon goes to bed but can’t get in because Mummy and Daddy balloon are taking up too much space. In an effort to get into bed Baby balloon lets a little bit of air out of Daddy balloon but still can’t get into bed. He then decides to let a bit of air out of Mummy balloon but when he tries to get into bed there still isn’t enough room. As a last resort he lets a little bit of air out of himself and gets into bed with just enough room.
The next day, baby balloon goes down to breakfast and finds Daddy balloon with a stern look on his face.
‘’What’s up Daddy’’ asks Baby
‘’Well’’ Says Daddy balloon ‘’I’m not happy with you Son. Not only did you let me down last night, You let your mother down but above all You let yourself down’’
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
anyway Easy 10 dont have a moan at me, if you must complain please wrtie to:-Easy 10 said:Fair enough then
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Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Two cats in a swimming race, one was called one two three and other was called Un deux trois. Which one won?
One two three won as Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque
One two three won as Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque
Gully
Monkey in a seagull suit.
A woman goes into a pub and walks up to the bar, she notices a man sat on a stool just by where she is standing, he is looking particularly downcast. After ordering her drink she strikes up a conversation with him and asks why he looks like he has the worries of the World on his shoulders. He tells her that his wife has left him for another man and he doesn't know how he can continue (don't worry folks he will not be throwing himself under a train and delaying commuters on their way home from work).
Their conversation continues and he reveals that the reason his wife left was due to sex, in particular his kinkiness, at this point the woman reveals that she too is addicted to kinky sex. They remain in the bar for some time and get on like a house on fire, after a few more drinks the man asks the woman if she would like to go and do something kinky, she willingly agrees.
They go off in his car to a secluded spot where they will not be disturbed (shall we call this place a field near the University in Falmer) and he asks if he can blindfold her. The woman agrees and sits there eager in anticipation for what might come next. She sits there for some time and hears some rummaging, fumbling, undoing of flies, zips and buttons. After about 5 minutes the man removes her blindfold and thanks her, she is surprised to find that he is fully clothed. Somewhat disappointed she says to him, "I thought that we were going to do something kinky", to which he replies, "I did, I just crapped in your handbag"
well, the thread was about "shit jokes"
Their conversation continues and he reveals that the reason his wife left was due to sex, in particular his kinkiness, at this point the woman reveals that she too is addicted to kinky sex. They remain in the bar for some time and get on like a house on fire, after a few more drinks the man asks the woman if she would like to go and do something kinky, she willingly agrees.
They go off in his car to a secluded spot where they will not be disturbed (shall we call this place a field near the University in Falmer) and he asks if he can blindfold her. The woman agrees and sits there eager in anticipation for what might come next. She sits there for some time and hears some rummaging, fumbling, undoing of flies, zips and buttons. After about 5 minutes the man removes her blindfold and thanks her, she is surprised to find that he is fully clothed. Somewhat disappointed she says to him, "I thought that we were going to do something kinky", to which he replies, "I did, I just crapped in your handbag"
well, the thread was about "shit jokes"
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Bazooka Joe's are notorious for their tenuous punchlines, tedious jokes and contrived, ill-thought out gags. They are synonymous with churning out piss-poor drivel that is supposed to come across as humour, and should have given up years ago.hampden park said:anyway Easy 10 dont have a moan at me, if you must complain please wrtie to:-
Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum
PO Box 90
Wrigleys
BL 0WS
Where do you think I get most of my ideas from ?
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
me too
- Jul 10, 2003
- 27,778
Where do you find a tortoise with no legs ?
Wherever you left it
Wherever you left it
Seagullible
Super Keeper
Two horses in a field, one says 'nice weather today'
the other replies 'bloody hell, a talking horse!'
the other replies 'bloody hell, a talking horse!'
Superphil
Dismember
What do you call a fly with no wings....
A Walk
A Walk
Seagullible
Super Keeper
What do you call an asain between to houses?
Ali
What do you call a Sikh on a tightrope?
Balan Singh
What do you call a Sikh in a chemist
Dispen Singh
Ali
What do you call a Sikh on a tightrope?
Balan Singh
What do you call a Sikh in a chemist
Dispen Singh
Hampden Park
Ex R.N.
- Oct 7, 2003
- 4,993
what do asians cook in a microwave
pud ding
pud ding
Behind Enemy Lines
Well-known member
A horse walks into a bar...
The barman says, " Hey, what's with the long face?"
The barman says, " Hey, what's with the long face?"