Favourite Alan Partidge Moment ?

[Loft23]

"In fact, in the best chapter of my book I talk about the time I gorged on toblerone and drove to Dundee in my bare feet".

 

[Billy the Fish]

It may be chocolate to you Jill, but to a member of staff this could look like some sort of a dirty protest

 

[Albion Edd]

foot on the spike or the abba medley.

 

[Pork Sword]

"Do you know what is says on my car?"

"Tosser?"

 

[Zesh Rehman]

ive got a girlfriend, shes only 33...CASHBACK

 

[Beach Hut]

The boys are back in the barracks

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"dan! dan! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!"

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I'm not really a big fan of AP to be honest, gets on my nerves a bit he does.

 

[The Large One]

I'm not really a big fan of AP to be honest, gets on my nerves a bit he does.

Um, that's the IDEA.






Help, help - I'm being chased by a MENTALIST...

 

[Halftime Oranges]

"give me another series you shit"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Billy the Fish]

Help, help - I'm being chased by a MENTALIST...

I think that one goes - "no way you big spastic, you're a MENTALIST"

 

[Easy 10]

"Where's everyone gone Alan ?"
"They've all gone to.....the.......Longstanton SPICE Museum"


"Whats your favourite film Alan. CONAN the Barbarian ?"
"Oh...f*** off"
"Ooh I'm not sure you should be using that type of language on your show Alan"
"No Dave, it is now a minute past 6, therefore it is now YOUR show. Technically I am a guest, and you have failed to control me".

 

[Questions]

That was a song by Wings.

The band the Beatles could have been.

 

[Les Biehn]

I'm not really a big fan of AP to be honest, gets on my nerves a bit he does.

Jesus dude, you seem like a nice guy but your taste in comedy is B A D, bad!

 

[Les Biehn]

"Lynn, I've pierced my foot on a spike!"

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Jesus dude, you seem like a nice guy but your taste in comedy is B A D, bad!

I know I dont like Little Britain or Catherine Tate. I cannot stand Ricky Gervais.

I do like comedy which has a story behind it though, something that has meaning to it and is funny at the sametime.
Im also into black comedies (The Last Supper is a very good film for those who have not seen it)

AP just, I dunno, I just don't find him extremly funny to be honest, although I havent watched any of his shows for a couple of years.
I think his latest show (which showed on BBC a few months back) is starting on UK Gold soon, might have a watch of program then, but I doubt I will be to easily chuckled

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Smell my cheese you MOTHER!

 

[Giant Seagull]

monkey tennis?

 

[Billy the Fish]

I know I dont like Little Britain or Catherine Tate. I cannot stand Ricky Gervais.

You can't put Ricky Gervais in the same bracket as Little Brittain and Cathrine Tate though. The Office and Alan Partridge are both very dry humour, whereas LB and CT are just comedy for morons, it's the same catchphrases and shock jokes repeated week after week. That fact that Gervais took a dig at that kind of comedy, and those shows in particular, in Extras says alot.

 

[Giant Seagull]

"i can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that...in the 21st century"

"BANG.......one flush, its all gone"