Favourite Alan Partidge Moment ?

[Hunting 784561]

The classic English gentleman abroad: It's David Niven. It's Stuart Grainger. It's Nigel Havers. The look - "Imperial Leisure".

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

No Alan, you can't!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Liked the one in I'm Alan Partridge when he had the two Irish TV producers over and started talking about the potato famine:

‘At the end of the day, they will pay the price for being a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, they could afford to eat at a modest restaurant.’

Sunday, bloody Sunday

 

[magoo]

Kiss my face!

spooky i've been watching both series on DVD. funny as f*** and didn't realise Ricky Gervais has basically copied the character.

Some of his funniest bits are earlier on the day today doing the sport.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gHorOt6KKw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhhDyTliIo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZIJTdesJ8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6rdeROfbE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCENYott5Tg

 

[Bluejuice]

I wish I'd be at bit more spontaneous. Sometimes I feel like going out, stealing a traffic cone, putting it on my head and saying, "Look at me, I'm a giant witch."

 

[Bluejuice]

You could talk the hind legs off a donkey - though your donkeys are probably born without hind legs because of all the rubbish you put in their food.

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3YUlcyPXLo

Mad fan

 

[Les Biehn]

I know I dont like Little Britain or Catherine Tate. I cannot stand Ricky Gervais.

I do like comedy which has a story behind it though, something that has meaning to it and is funny at the sametime.
Im also into black comedies (The Last Supper is a very good film for those who have not seen it)

AP just, I dunno, I just don't find him extremly funny to be honest, although I havent watched any of his shows for a couple of years.
I think his latest show (which showed on BBC a few months back) is starting on UK Gold soon, might have a watch of program then, but I doubt I will be to easily chuckled

I don't like Catherine Tate or Little Britain. Gervais is funny but an aquired taste. Alan Partridge is just comedy gold though, absolute genius.

Last Supper's not bad, the writer wrote and directed a film called Dead Man's Curve which is really good. Check it out.

 

[Motogull]

No way you big spastic! You’re a mentalist!

 

[alan partridge]

"Where's everyone gone Alan ?"
"They've all gone to.....the.......Longstanton SPICE Museum"


"Whats your favourite film Alan. CONAN the Barbarian ?"
"Oh...f*** off"
"Ooh I'm not sure you should be using that type of language on your show Alan"
"No Dave, it is now a minute past 6, therefore it is now YOUR show. Technically I am a guest, and you have failed to control me".

read the small print in your CONE-tract

 

[alan partridge]

'My man's gotta be Wayne'

'What, Wayne Sleepe?...it's just the jacket and the boots....'

'no, you know, get off your horse and drink your milk'

'yeah, Wayne Sleepe'

 

[alan partridge]

Nice to meet you Colin!

 

[alan partridge]

nice array of pasties

 

[Skaville]

I'm a traditionalist and like the original Alan - the Day Today Alan, so quotes like "Eat my goal", "They look like cattle, cattle on bikes" and "Abba the Horse" get my vote.

 

[The Large One]

'The going here at Marple is officially moist to tricky...'

'Thriker, he must have a foot like a traction engine...'

 

[Common as Mook]

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song.

 

[The Large One]

That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song.

Wot?

 

[alan partridge]

Wot?

It's an Alan Partridge quote, in a thread about Alan Partridge

Please please don't write in and say that's rude. It's not.

 

[Blackadder]

"Lynn. These are SEX people!"

 

[Muzzman]

"A crescent of crisps"