You're not called Donald by any chance?I had my trousers stolen from me on Ipanema beach in Rio first day I arrived.
And before anyone asks, I wasn't wearing them at the time. I had just got off a 13 hour bloody flight and
thought it would be a good idea to catch a few rays and a nap. I stuffed the trousers right next to me as a took said
nap and couldn't bloody believe it when I woke up and they had gone!!!!
https://youtu.be/4yw0bLHTOb0