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[Humour] Farage is a contestant on "I'm a celebrity ****, get me out of here".







rippleman

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Oct 18, 2011
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Hancock also did pretty well on the SAS thing….one of only three to make it to the end. Never shirked any of the tasks.








still a smug **** though.
Well, yes, he made it to the end but then "failed" the course. The only person to complete the course was Gareth Gates.

During the "interrogation phase" "The Umpire" (who cannot be identified for security reasons despite having a beard that anybody could identify) shouted that Hancock was "AN ARROGANT WANKER".

And the world said "amen"
 














dazzer6666

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Well, yes, he made it to the end but then "failed" the course. The only person to complete the course was Gareth Gates.

During the "interrogation phase" "The Umpire" (who cannot be identified for security reasons despite having a beard that anybody could identify) shouted that Hancock was "AN ARROGANT WANKER".

And the world said "amen"
The woman interrogator called him far worse and more accurately than that :laugh:
 




Greg Bobkin

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May 22, 2012
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Just had a look at Twitter and there's a lot of 'cant wait to see the the wokey lefty scum crying when our nige wins it' chat.

Personally, as someone who has a passing interest in it most years but is put off this year by the contestants (mainly him, but also most of the others who I don't really know), I couldn't give a shit how or what he does. I'm sure we'll hear all about it however it goes, though...
 










attila

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I have never consciously watched the smegma-sodden, brain-rotting pile of abject sheep fodder with the 'c' word in the title which masquerades as 'reality' entertainment on mainstream television and would rather eat a crab louse-ridden pubic hair pizza washed down with stale, mosquito larvae-infested Carling Black Label than do so. I have seen inadvertent snatches of this vapid abomination and my very essence has vomited in torment.
But given the hateful, divided atmosphere in this unhappy country, the inclusion of Farage in its latest infliction is an act of unbelievably cretinous irresponsibility.
 


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I have never consciously watched the smegma-sodden, brain-rotting pile of abject sheep fodder with the 'c' word in the title which masquerades as 'reality' entertainment on mainstream television and would rather eat a crab louse-ridden pubic hair pizza washed down with stale, mosquito larvae-infested Carling Black Label than do so. I have seen inadvertent snatches of this vapid abomination and my very essence has vomited in torment.
But given the hateful, divided atmosphere in this unhappy country, the inclusion of Farage in its latest infliction is an act of unbelievably cretinous irresponsibility.
So you'll be glued to the screen then? ???
 


Giraffe

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Bet he wins if he doesn’t chose to drop out.
 




DavidinSouthampton

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Why are people with no interest in the programme all over this thread.
Why not just ignore it
I'm watching it by the way.
Because this thread is about Nigel Farage, as well as about I’m a celebrity.
my comment was about Farage.
 






dazzer6666

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In the same 'dross TV' as Love Island, Big Brother, Strictly, X Factor, BGT, The Voice and Celeb Trampolining on Roller Skates Cooking a Victoria Sponge with Ant & Dec.

Who watches this crap?
Mrs D…….who would respond with ‘who on earth wants to watch football on TV EVERY night?’ :laugh:
 


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