[Humour] Farage is a contestant on "I'm a celebrity ****, get me out of here".

[Weststander]

The most shocking thing that I have learned from this is the Mrs HWT is in charge of the remote control!

He’s fine, in the music room listening to Moravian imports.

 

[Questions]

Hope he chokes on a cockroach.

Who ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

He’s fine, in the music room listening to Moravian imports.

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Is that me, lying under the table?

In a cardboard box?

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm so done with this show. Thank you for some wonderful TV over the years, but it's time to consign it to the dustbin.

It's had its day, it was always formulaic and predictable but - somehow - fun, however the annual procession of the likes of Stanley Johnson, Nadine Dorries, Matt Hancock and now Farage serves only to blur the lines between politics and entertainment that the public fail to differentiate, so politics is cheapened, we end up with a bunch of clowns in charge and the sort of jaw-dropping Westminster shitshow we've had today.

I expect the producers will be on the phone to Braverman's agent right now, booking her in for Jungle 2024 - won't that be 'hilarious'?! Not really.

Ant and Dec have been on the decline ever since Ant crashed into a car pissed out of his mind. If the best they can do is Santander ads and utter wankers on IACGMOOH then they need to have a rethink. Like their shitty Arab football club, it seems they've sold their soul and it's all about the money now.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Well, she said something along the lines of 'I'm not having that **** in the house' and that was that. Fair judgement, in the great scheme of things.

"She who must be obeyed"



This is how I imagine the HWT household.

 

[Sussexscots]

I shit you not.

I can't wait to see him crying as he has insects thrown on him, while young women in bikinis laugh at him.

Bet he shits out of the challenges like the little rat he is.

(Unfortunately Mrs T has announced we

No doubt the viewing public will vote for him to undertake the majority of the so called 'Bush Tucker Trials'. In the same way that the egregious and despicable Hancock was last year.

I fear you may be disappointed, however, if you expect him to be shrieking like a vacuous soap star. I'd put solid money on him not shitting out.

 

[dazzer6666]

A lot of people said the same about Matt Hancock, and much to their annoyance he handled his tasks very well and nearly won it. Much depends on who Farage is in there with. Someone like Russell Brand would give him hell though that won't happen now that those who direct our lives have cancelled him to save us. I think like most blokes who went to a posh school he'll probably handle himself pretty well and chomp through the mealy bugs with a determined 'shut your eyes and think of England' attitude.

Hancock also did pretty well on the SAS thing….one of only three to make it to the end. Never shirked any of the tasks.








still a smug **** though.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Hahahaha.

Least it will be interesting.

Better than some absolute nobody from Grange Hill in 1989

I won’t be watching this shite, and I certainly won’t after I’ve learned Pogo Patterson was treated so badly

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'm so done with this show. Thank you for some wonderful TV over the years, but it's time to consign it to the dustbin.

It's had its day, it was always formulaic and predictable but - somehow - fun, however the annual procession of the likes of Stanley Johnson, Nadine Dorries, Matt Hancock and now Farage serves only to blur the lines between politics and entertainment that the public fail to differentiate, so politics is cheapened, we end up with a bunch of clowns in charge and the sort of jaw-dropping Westminster shitshow we've had today.

I expect the producers will be on the phone to Braverman's agent right now, booking her in for Jungle 2024 - won't that be 'hilarious'?! Not really.

Ant and Dec have been on the decline ever since Ant crashed into a car pissed out of his mind. If the best they can do is Santander ads and utter wankers on IACGMOOH then they need to have a rethink. Like their shitty Arab football club, it seems they've sold their soul and it's all about the money now.

It is probably worth noting that Farage is NOT a politician. He's not elected to parliament or any council. He's on a par with Yaxley-Lennon. He's a pundit. A gobshite. A grifter. A plum. A shyster. A Miggy Almirón lookalikee. A national disgrace. A carpetbagger. Need I go on?

 

[nicko31]

Never watch this type of crap and won’t be changing

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I won’t be watching this shite, and I certainly won’t after I’ve learned Pogo Patterson was treated so badly

Pray tell.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Do people still watch this shit

 

[Pavilionaire]

It is probably worth noting that Farage is NOT a politician. He's not elected to parliament or any council. He's on a par with Yaxley-Lennon. He's a pundit. A gobshite. A grifter. A plum. A shyster. A Miggy Almirón lookalikee. A national disgrace. A carpetbagger. Need I go on?

You've proved my point. Of course he is a politician, but you and many others see him as a 'personality' or 'presenter'.

He was elected as a member of the EU Parliament for South East England for 21 years (1999 - 2020). He is currently the honorary president of the Reform UK Party which is polling at 8% (so just 2% below the Lib Dems) and could have an important say in the next General Election and right wing politics for years to come.

I don't see the clamour for him to stand down from that position, yet this is all part of his political end game. This bloke is far from done politically and will use this publicity for his own ends.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

You've proved my point. Of course he is a politician, but you and many others see him as a 'personality' or 'presenter'.

He was elected as a member of the EU Parliament for South East England for 21 years (1999 - 2020). He is currently the honorary president of the Reform UK Party which is polling at 8% (so just 2% below the Lib Dems) and could have an important say in the next General Election and right wing politics for years to come.

I don't see the clamour for him to stand down from that position, yet this is all part of his political end game. This bloke is far from done politically and will use this publicity for his own ends.

Well, we both think he's an absolute joke of a man. A true fuckweasel. And we both wish him ill fortune, failure and ignominy. That's the main thing

 

[Nobby]

I shit you not.

I can't wait to see him crying as he has insects thrown on him, while young women in bikinis laugh at him.

Bet he shits out of the challenges like the little rat he is.

(Unfortunately Mrs T has announced we won't be watching it. Spoilsport)

Hopefully ITV will cock up and make him eat poisonous cockroaches.
It would be a fitting end for the poisonous cockroach

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Pray tell.

Someone nicked a sausage off his plate with a giant fork

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

A lot of people said the same about Matt Hancock, and much to their annoyance he handled his tasks very well and nearly won it. Much depends on who Farage is in there with. Someone like Russell Brand would give him hell though that won't happen now that those who direct our lives have cancelled him to save us. I think like most blokes who went to a posh school he'll probably handle himself pretty well and chomp through the mealy bugs with a determined 'shut your eyes and think of England' attitude.

Hancock, brand and Farage all in the same paragraph …. Congratulations in getting that much shit in four lines.

 

[dazzer6666]

It is probably worth noting that Farage is NOT a politician. He's not elected to parliament or any council. He's on a par with Yaxley-Lennon. He's a pundit. A gobshite. A grifter. A plum. A shyster. A Miggy Almirón lookalikee. A national disgrace. A carpetbagger. Need I go on?

No, but you probably will

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Someone nicked a sausage off his plate with a giant fork

Unforgivable.

Christ.

 

[hart's shirt]

...the annual procession of the likes of Stanley Johnson, Nadine Dorries, Matt Hancock and now Farage serves only to blur the lines between politics and entertainment that the public fail to differentiate, so politics is cheapened, we end up with a bunch of clowns in charge and the sort of jaw-dropping Westminster shitshow we've had today.

“When a population becomes distracted by trivia, when cultural life is redefined as a perpetual round of entertainments, when serious public conversation becomes a form of baby-talk, when, in short, a people become an audience and their public business a vaudeville act, then a nation finds itself at risk; a culture-death is a clear possibility.”

Neil Postman, 'Amusing Ourselves to Death'