[Humour] Farage is a contestant on "I'm a celebrity ****, get me out of here".

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I shit you not.

I can't wait to see him crying as he has insects thrown on him, while young women in bikinis laugh at him.

Bet he shits out of the challenges like the little rat he is.

(Unfortunately Mrs T has announced we won't be watching it. Spoilsport)

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Hahahaha.

Least it will be interesting.

Better than some absolute nobody from Grange Hill in 1989

 

[dazzer6666]

I shit you not.

1.5m apparently - three times more than they’ve ever paid to anyone

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

1.5m apparently - three times more than they’ve ever paid to anyone

I'm sure he'll be giving it all to charity.

(Is Football Lads a charity? )

 

[Driver8]

Hope he chokes on a cockroach.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

It’s a shame that James O’Brien isn’t in there with him to ruin his experience.

 

[Eeyore]

He'll be eating plenty of foreign muck....

 

[A1X]

And thus the humanisation of fascism continues

 

[Wozza]

And yet this ITV game show contestant was forced to apologise for historic racist Tweets...

Big Brother's Trish Balusa apologises for 'concerning' historical tweets

Trish Balusa has said she is "deeply disappointed, embarrassed and ashamed" of her posts as ITV investigates why they weren't spotted in pre-series checks.

news.sky.com

 

[Soton Seagull]

Will he get to repoen his Coutts account, now he hits to million plus threshold?

That's what the public really care about!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

And thus the humanisation of fascism continues

Which is why Mrs T has vetoed it.

Never mind. If we get PR he'll finally get a seat in parliament.

 

[Colonel Mustard]

I shit you not.

I can't wait to see him crying as he has insects thrown on him, while young women in bikinis laugh at him.

Bet he shits out of the challenges like the little rat he is.

(Unfortunately Mrs T has announced we won't be watching it. Spoilsport)

A lot of people said the same about Matt Hancock, and much to their annoyance he handled his tasks very well and nearly won it. Much depends on who Farage is in there with. Someone like Russell Brand would give him hell though that won't happen now that those who direct our lives have cancelled him to save us. I think like most blokes who went to a posh school he'll probably handle himself pretty well and chomp through the mealy bugs with a determined 'shut your eyes and think of England' attitude.

 

[Motogull]

Will this be the first year that a contestant snuffs it?

 

[schmunk]

As I posted on another thread, I hope he gets eaten by crocodiles.



...regardless of whether he appears on the show.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I shit you not.

I can't wait to see him crying as he has insects thrown on him, while young women in bikinis laugh at him.

Bet he shits out of the challenges like the little rat he is.

(Unfortunately Mrs T has announced we won't be watching it. Spoilsport)

The most shocking thing that I have learned from this is the Mrs HWT is in charge of the remote control!

 

[Weststander]

A lot of people said the same about Matt Hancock, and much to their annoyance he handled his tasks very well and nearly won it. Much depends on who Farage is in there with. Someone like Russell Brand would give him hell though that won't happen now that those who direct our lives have cancelled him to save us. I think like most blokes who went to a posh school he'll probably handle himself pretty well and chomp through the mealy bugs with a determined 'shut your eyes and think of England' attitude.

Hancock, yes I know nsc’ers will hate this, probably is a nice bloke.

But my instinct is that Farage will come across as a cocky know it all or the bore in the 19th hole.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Who is the biggest tosser? Matt Hancock wasn't too bad in the end and he won over 11 fellow contestants (well, most of them) that hated him when he walked in. Nigel Farage is just a smug prick. I hope he gets bitten by a venomous snake.

It's a shame him and Hancock are not in together.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The most shocking thing that I have learned from this is the Mrs HWT is in charge of the remote control!

Well, she said something along the lines of 'I'm not having that **** in the house' and that was that. Fair judgement, in the great scheme of things.

 

[US Seagull]

I would have thought "I'm an arsehole, leave me here" would have been a more appropriate show for Nigel's "talents"

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

A lot of people said the same about Matt Hancock, and much to their annoyance he handled his tasks very well and nearly won it. Much depends on who Farage is in there with. Someone like Russell Brand would give him hell though that won't happen now that those who direct our lives have cancelled him to save us. I think like most blokes who went to a posh school he'll probably handle himself pretty well and chomp through the mealy bugs with a determined 'shut your eyes and think of England' attitude.

Sadly you are surely correct.

Still.....it would be hilarious if.....