FAO: Attila, Re: AFC Wimbledon / MK Dons

[aftershavedave]

how much exactly is at stake here?

 

[The Large One]

You SHOULD know as your HEAD is stuck UP there

Hardly. I'd have to remove your slab of a face from it first, oh bastard love child of Martin Perry and Liz Costa.

 

[Simster]

you are a sad little man chicken run

The only sad little man on this thread is attilla. This is the man who makes a living from writing "principled" questionable quasi-socialist poetry, and who took it upon himself to tell me to "f*** off you arsehole" because I deemed to suggest a very crap looking Wrexham-Brighton scarf was in fact a bit shit. Principles you see.

But it seems principles only apply to other people when it comes to attilla, our very own "man of the peepel".

 

[Bozza]

What happened is thus (you can click on the little arrows to go to the original)...

Tell you what, Bluebird.
£500 says that AFC Wimbledon are higher in the league than Franchise in 5 years time!
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Have you lost your marbles? If you honestly want this bet you're on, but I can't believe you're serious......

Glenn Hoddle - great post!
Bluebird - absolutely dead serious. Think about it. In 5 years time AFC Wimbledon will be higher than Franchise. If you want it - you're on.
Money to the winner's deserving football cause of choice.

I have thought about it, and I think you've either been on the pop or you've gone nuts! It's going to be incredibly difficult for AFC Wimbledon to overtake Milton Keynes in just five years unless, of course, Milton Keynes go bust.

If you honestly do want this bet then you're on. £500 to the footballing cause of the winner's choice for whichever team is higher in the English pyramid system on 22/12/2009.

Attila is represented by AFC Wimbledon.

The Laughing Bluebird is represented by Milton Keynes.

Game on.

 

[Simster]

Yeah, as you can see, tLB really fell for attilla's brilliant "wind up".

 

[Lokki 7]

Stop digging Attila and pay up, or at least write a poem about it!!

A poet and Welsh bluebird grinner
Had a bet, with cash to the winner
But Atilla won’t pay
How incredibly gay
And now he just looks like a BINNER

 

[Pevenseagull]

That's got to be the most arcane wind up ever

I'd never have spotted it as such and I'm normally pretty sharp when it comes to such matters

Hats of to Atilla, clearly a wind up merchant par excellence

 

[Chicken Run]

A poet and Welsh bluebird grinner
Had a bet, with cash to the winner
But Atilla won’t pay
How incredibly gay
And now he just looks like a BINNER

 

[Buzzer]

500 quid? Yeah I'll match yer
Not really! See how I catch yer
I'll welsh on the bet
Said the NSC pet..
poet, performer, cackbadger



I thank you

 

[Simster]

a bet for "a footballing cause"
drew plenty of NSC applause
when attilla then lost
he WELCHED because of the cost
you see his principles aren't the same as yours

 

[Simster]

What happened is thus (you can click on the little arrows to go to the original)...

Bozza, surely you've missed off the bit where attilla says "No don't worry about it tLB, I'm only winding you up" - you know, when it became absolutely CRYSTAL CLEAR that tLB was taking him to his word.

 

[Grendel]

There once was a portly Stockbroker
Who fancied himself as a joker
He would not meet the demand
For his bet of half a grand
And showed himself up as a choker.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

I think we should change Attilas "Registered User" to Welcher on his profile.

 

[Bozza]

We've made such a lovely scarf,
How dare he? I know - for a laugh,
I'll suggest a wee bet,
I won't pay, don't you fret,
I'd rather eat my own barf.

 

[Simster]

oh gary hart you are so great
in fact i think i'll call you mate
you played in defence and on the wing
i might give you my wedding ring
but you played up front where you had some FLAIR
even more than my teddy bear
i think you're the loveliest man
and you're gorgeous when you've got a TAN.
i'm a hypocritical neo-socialist me
so don't expect even 50p
although we're in your benefit year
my gift to you is this shit poem here

 

[Wozza]

The only sad little man on this thread is attilla. This is the man who makes a living from writing "principled" questionable quasi-socialist poetry, and who took it upon himself to tell me to "f*** off you arsehole" because I deemed to suggest a very crap looking Wrexham-Brighton scarf was in fact a bit shit. Principles you see.

But it seems principles only apply to other people when it comes to attilla, our very own "man of the peepel".

Yes, quite ironic that a man of words isn't a man of his word. Innit.

 

[Stinky Kat]

Saw AFC at Hastings this year - 1500 + crowd and bloody Danny Webb got 2 goals for AFC in a 3-1 win - he is still shit though!

 

[aftershavedave]

What happened is thus (you can click on the little arrows to go to the original)...

crystal clear i believe.

what's there to be confused about?

 

[Dave the OAP]

crystal clear i believe.

what's there to be confused about?

your ex colleagues were in last two days!!!!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

brilliant wind up

had us all FOOLED