FALMER - a splendid afternoon by the A27...

[Seagullmatt]

Who's Gimli?

 

[Easy 10]

Beach Hut is Gimli, son of Gloin.

 

[Turkey]

Accounting for my height I'd have to be either an Elf, Uruk Hai or a Ringraith.

Leon Knight, Albion's very own Hobbit!

 

[Seagullmatt]

Now we have the characters in place.

This is the story of Frodo's (Dick Knight) and Sam's (Martin Perry) quest to deliver the One Ground to Falmer, helped out by the supporting cast of thousands! Orcs and Uruk Hai and such have to be the Nimby's

 

[Easy 10]

Hoile is quite clearly Saruman, operating under the all-seeing evil eye of the Dark Lord, Prescott. The NIMBYS arguments can only be destroyed forever by casting them into the eternal fires of Mount Doom. Only then can the quest be fulfilled, and we can return triumphant to the Shires of Falmer.

I'm getting carried away now, arn't I.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I ain't no bastard Orc.

I ams sooo upset that i missed Helen unloading a face full of puss into Safeways pint. Did anyone catch it on camera? Actually, i don't want to see that.

Great day out and i think it served it's purpose. Good to see everyone again and I'm sorry I had to leave you earylish but I had bigger fish to fry (and more jd to drink). Luckily enough I finally sorted a lady out that i've been chasing for a while, which was nice.

 

[fatboy]

I ain't no bastard Orc.

I ams sooo upset that i missed Helen unloading a face full of puss into Safeways pint. Did anyone catch it on camera? Actually, i don't want to see that.

I echo that. It was quite revolting and put me off my Southern Comfort and Lemondade. Mr Stretch drunk it for me. He got very drunk and pulled his own arms and legs off.

What the is an ORC anyway?!

 

[Easy 10]

Mr Stretch drunk it for me. He got very drunk and pulled his own arms and legs off.

That will make absolutely no sense whatsoever to anyone who didn't go back to the Welly.

 

[Turkey]

Yep.