Faces I'd like to slap

[fruitnveg]

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd undye this uncharismatic fop's rug before slapping him near to death. His smugness often ruins morning news.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'd undye this uncharismatic fop's rug before slapping him near to death. His smugness often ruins morning news.

Until I read your words underneath I was thinking "what's Alan Curbishley ever done to deserve such abuse?"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

For me, the winners on this thread, besides my own choice of Barrowman, would be Clarkson, Hammond (Richard), and Lovejoy. It's hard to pick a winner though, as all have the same degree of unbearable smugness and self-satisfaction. I still LOVE that WSC article that absolutely ripped Lovejoy to shreds over his newspaper columns and book.

Could I line them up and run along, palm outstretched, slapping them all in a Mexican-wave of a slap-fest?

 

[SK1NT]

 

[mune ni kamome]

This wins it for me

 

[El Turi]

 

[PriapismBoy]

Craig Bellamy

 

[TheJasperCo]

Noel Gallagher. I swear my monitor crashed when I tried to upload a picture of him. If I ever become PM, I will give tax subsidies to those capable of leaving a bright red paw-print across his grotesque jowls.

 

[terryberry1]

Squeal Beale

 

[champion7]

Vulture's,my wife has now got the right hump over his eastenders storyline and i've got the blame cause i switched the laptop on.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Nothing to do with his personality, playing style or the team he plays for, I just think he looks like a baby goblin-chav and I want to hit him

 

[Pinkie Brown]

Smug tosspots......

 

[cloud]

Nancy "all the men who see me fall in love with me" dell'Olio

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

 

[Triggaaar]

Day 3's entry:
Gregg Wallace and his amuse bouche.
The silly shouty twat.

 

[Rock Lobster]

Annoying chavvy PRICK

 

[dingodan]

 

[rachel gregory]

siomn w***** Jordan or is he too insignificant to matter much any more

 

[footychick]

Alexandra 'I'm a' Burke.