Faces I'd like to slap

[SK1NT]

Another div

 

[Titanic]

(It's Bruno Mars, by the way)

Thank you... I thought it was a young Cliff Richard.

 

[terryberry1]

Today's entry:

Lorraine Pascale


EDIT - I'm not starting with most hated, just the odd one that annoys me on the day. Lorraine wouldn't make my top 100, but she's on telly now, and she's annoying.

Any traffic warden

 

[terryberry1]

Suarez deserves a massive slap. Alex Jones from the one show can have a swift back hander an all

Gus would smash u up if you slapped Suarez

 

[Gritt23]

I'd be taking my chances, as he would almost certainly slap me back, and more violently, but it would be so very tempting .....

That shirt sponsorship always looked tantalisingly close to “Northern Cock” when he wore it.

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

Gus would smash u up if you slapped Suarez

The queue is long & numerous to was slap Suarez I doubt I'd get a look in. Even God Gus would have his work cut out "smashing up" every footie fan in the country with contempt for the cheat Suarez

 

[pasty]

arsene wengers moaning whingeing face needs a bloody proper slap

Should be easy - he wouldn't see it coming

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd set fire to his hair without him knowing, before putting the flame out with the gloves below all heroically less than a minute later. When he offered me thanks and a possible reward i'd slap him firmly on his forming burn marks and charcoaled Goodhue, scampering satisfactorily to plan my next attack.

 

[Triggaaar]

Any traffic warden

I'm sure some could do with a slap, but I don't know any.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

good call

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

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‎'sladegull
‎*gullsworth*
‎-gully-
‎1066familyman
‎11wisemen
‎16bha
‎8ace
‎acker79
‎adopted brightonian
‎ads52
‎adsgull
‎agerbomb22
‎albie_noobs
‎albion dan
‎albion edd
‎albion robster
‎albionite
‎albumen
‎alonso moseley
‎aquilaugh
‎art vs science
‎arthur
‎arun1664
‎atfc seagull
‎backson
‎bad ash
‎bakesy
‎banjo
‎barrel of fun
‎barry izbak
‎beach hut
‎beardychops
‎bedsex
‎bensgrandad
‎beorhthelm
‎bha swiifty
‎biffer
‎big dan
‎big nuts
‎bigtrigg
‎black & white seagull
‎blockhseagull
‎bnfrnkln
‎bobbab5
‎boik
‎bold seagull
‎bosnian
‎boys 9d
‎bozza
‎braders
‎bravohotelalpha
‎brighton tid
‎brighton4cambridge3
‎brightonbutterfly
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‎british grenadier
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‎c0lz
‎cairnsinho
‎cantona's flying dropkick
‎cheeserolls
‎cheshire cat
‎chez
‎chiefkickass
‎chucky1973
‎cjd
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‎clippedgull
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‎cornish seagull
‎cornish seagull!
‎cosmic joker
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‎crabtree seagull
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‎craig4004
‎cranky
‎cw00
‎d block blue
‎dan gleeballs
‎dandyman
‎darrenfreemansperm
‎daveyboy40
‎decode
‎deletebeepbeepbeep
‎derbyshire seagull
‎dex10
‎dgh123
‎dick knights mumm
‎don logan
‎drumstick
‎durrington gull
‎eagle slayer
‎easy
‎easy 10
‎edna krabappel
‎eees complicated
‎eggman
‎eggmundo
‎el presidente
‎el turi
‎ewe2
‎exiled in exeter
‎faldo
‎falmerforall!**
‎farley11
‎ferring seagull
‎ferris_ferrit
‎finlaych
‎flownwest
‎fourteenth eye
‎freddie goodwin.
‎freddo
‎frutos
‎garrybrown
‎glawstergull
‎goldfish
‎goldstone rapper
‎greeko
‎green cross code man
‎gripper stebson
‎grubbyhands
‎gt49er
‎gullyscats
‎hailsham seagull
‎halbpro
‎halftimeorange
‎hamilton
‎hampster gull
‎happypig
‎haydn-4
‎he shot he scored
‎hereford gull
‎highfields seagull
‎hillianseagull
‎hitony
‎hofnskin
‎horsham gull
‎hotchilidog
‎hp seagull
‎humbug
‎i am the walrus
‎icy gull
‎ilikecandles
‎iloveguybutters
‎imbrightontillidie
‎it's_a_gull's_life
‎jackcgull
‎jackie bha
‎jambo seagull
‎james bond's body double
‎james.paula
‎jamesandthegianthead
‎jamesy's
‎jasonbn2
‎jevs
‎jim jonny
‎jimmy come lately
‎john bumlick
‎johnhammond
‎johnnyboy
‎joshyboy bennett
‎juliant
‎karllew
‎kazenga <3
‎kennypowers
‎kevtherev
‎knotty
‎kvlt
‎lady gull
‎lamierobertson
‎laridae
‎laughing gravy
‎lawro's lip
‎leas
‎leekbrookgull
‎leigull
‎levski seagull
‎life after bobby
‎life on mars 73
‎lighthouse
‎little kat
‎loco61
‎lord bracknell
‎lukeowen
‎lurcio
‎lush
‎macca
‎mackenzie
‎macky
‎macroblue
‎martin lambert
‎marxo
‎matthew
‎matt_32510
‎meade's_ball
‎mew
‎middletoenail
‎mistahclarke
‎mitch
‎mjm
‎monkey man
‎morty
‎morvangull
‎motogull
‎mouldy boots
‎mr deez
‎mrbigshot
‎mrjon1976
‎mrrubix
‎muhammed 'im hard' bruce lee
‎mustafa kemal
‎mutts nuts
‎my name is gully
‎ned
‎nib
‎ninja elephant
‎nomoremithras4me
‎nordic gull
‎norman baker suck my lozenge
‎notters
‎nutter
‎nutty71
‎omgitsjames
‎oscar
‎padders
‎papa lazarou
‎paradise67
‎paskman
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‎phat baz 68
‎phcgull
‎phoenix
‎piltdown man
‎pipkin112
‎pishrat
‎plastic-fantastic
‎pottert
‎promotion
‎pseudonym
‎pumba04
‎quagmire
‎r. Slicker
‎rabeen
‎rad
‎renns
‎rexwedge
‎rjbseagull
‎roadrunner
‎rocker959
‎rowdey
‎rowleybirkinq.c(deceased)
‎rugrat
‎ryeseagull
‎s'hampton seagull
‎saint lennard
‎sams dad
‎sausage
‎scotjem
‎seagull in spain
‎seagull on the wing
‎seagull phil
‎seagullinexile
‎seagullondon
‎seagulls over lewes
‎seagulls1984
‎seagulls4life
‎seagullsam
‎seagullsfan97
‎seagulltonian
‎seagully
‎serendipity
‎shuggie
‎silverhatch
‎simon morgan
‎since1982
‎siney
‎skipper734
‎smiler
‎smirko
‎smithy24
‎somerset
‎south yarra seagull
‎southasp
‎southstandfaithful
‎southy
‎spamdrew
‎sparkie
‎stat brother
‎stinky pete
‎stoichkov
‎stoo82
‎stuart munday
‎stumpy tim
‎super perry digweed
‎super steve earle
‎supermario
‎superseagull
‎surreyseagulls
‎t soprano
‎taybha
‎techno
‎tenny17
‎thanet seagull
‎the antikythera mechanism
‎the bear
‎the don 1
‎the lemming stomper
‎the offspring
‎the optimist
‎the orange seagull
‎the peanut roaster
‎the sock of poskett
‎the wookiee
‎thealbionfan
‎thedonkeycentrehalf
‎thekingprawn
‎thimble keegan
‎thunder bolt
‎tim over whelmed
‎timbha
‎timco
‎tired boy
‎tony le mesmer
‎tony meolas loan spell
‎tooting gull
‎topdollar
‎toronto seagull
‎triggaaar
‎turienzo's lovechild
‎twitten twitter
‎twowheelsbest
‎unklbrian
‎uter
‎val1850
‎varndean vi form college
‎vatican citys no.2 keeper
‎waino696969
‎watto seagull
‎we won't be druv
‎we're the stripes
‎wearethealbion
‎wellquickwoody
‎wildwood
‎willow
‎winker
‎wolfie
‎woodchip
‎world of sport
‎xenophon+
‎zeff

good choice

 

[Meade's Ball]

good call

Even now when i see him i want to punch a hole in his face, and would probably get that urge when i spot a lookalike. And that Olly Murs.

 

[banjo]

 

[NUFC1892]

Would happily bray James Corden, hate the unfunny, fat mess.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

all palarse fans - to get rid of their delusions and for always living in the past.

 

[honey boy zimba]

Ainsley fcking Harriot

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

 

[NMH]

One particular outstanding cockjuggler;

Actually, I think I'd lay into that something evil.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

One particular outstanding cockjuggler;

Actually, I think I'd lay into that something evil.

I think you only get a face like that if it's been slapped numerous times already.

 

[gjh1971]