[Misc] Facebook Down

[Easy 10]

The downside of course is that I won't find out who "can't f*cking sleep". And I'm still not quite sure how I'll find out who is having what for lunch, with who, and where.

Hang on - I wanted to slag off my ex. Oh hell. I'd not thought this through at all.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Who cares

 

[Baker lite]

At least no one as blamed the B word ... yet.

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How on earth are the weird beard head tilters going to post pictures of supermarkets doing their nightly restock from last year? Going to be a lot of yogurt knitting pattercakes needing counselling after today..


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[Garage_Doors]

WhatsApp is something I only discovered recently (I know). It's very useful.

I thought t was just a alternative text message service, is there more to it?

 

[Eeyore]

I thought t was just a alternative text message service, is there more to it?

It's good for groups. E.g work. social groups etc.

 

[Swansman]

Get used to it.

Once my Worldwide Fascist Party win every "election" there wont be no Facebook so you better learn how to knit.

 

[BNthree]

It's good for groups. E.g work. social groups etc.

Also group video calls or just straight forward video calls. Good way to send pictures without using mms rates on mobiles.

 

[nwgull]

I thought t was just a alternative text message service, is there more to it?

Absolutely! There’s innocent looking videos that turn out to be an audio of a woman making really loud sex noises, pics that turn out to be a black man in a hat with an unfeasibly long penis, but most useful are the porn videos of attractive women who turn out to be hung like donkeys.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Coincidence that Tapatalk has just started working again?


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[Kinky Gerbil]

Absolutely! There’s innocent looking videos that turn out to be an audio of a woman making really loud sex noises, pics that turn out to be a black man in a hat with an unfeasibly long penis, but most useful are the porn videos of attractive women who turn out to be hung like donkeys.

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[jcdenton08]

Absolutely! There’s innocent looking videos that turn out to be an audio of a woman making really loud sex noises, pics that turn out to be a black man in a hat with an unfeasibly long penis, but most useful are the porn videos of attractive women who turn out to be hung like donkeys.

I would suggest that perhaps the issue is the kind of friends you have, that you would choose to share a private group with, rather than the platform on which you communicate with them. Get some mates who don't send you pictures of black men's penises and, actually, social media can be quite useful.

 

[Bladders]

If only Twitter would die too

The world would be a happier place


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[Joe 90]

f it gets redirected to blacked.com my sides will exit the solar system. I will never be able to look my mom in the face again because I know what she will have seen.

 

[Whitechapel]

Absolutely! There’s innocent looking videos that turn out to be an audio of a woman making really loud sex noises, pics that turn out to be a black man in a hat with an unfeasibly long penis, but most useful are the porn videos of attractive women who turn out to be hung like donkeys.

You’re getting off lightly, some of the things I’ve seen in WhatsApp group chats have scarred me for life.

 

[A1X]

Whatever your opinion, this seems like an absolute textbook example of putting all your eggs in one basket

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[Fungus]

Whatever your opinion, this seems like an absolute textbook example of putting all your eggs in one basket

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Ha, brilliant!

PS. Bozza wouldn't be so stupid, would he?!

 

[Brighton & Love]

This is going to be the next pandemic once FB opens backup. We're going to see mass panic posting as a result causing notification numbers to get so high people won't be able to get to work in time. I can see this one coming. My suggestion would be to stock up on likes and friend requests, upload any photos of wealth and popularity you may have of yourself and don't forget to post your latest restaurant meal before this stuff gets serious!

Just don't panic!

 

[Chicken Run]

Apparently the sheer volume of people who then couldn’t use these platforms then slowed up the mobile networks yesterday too

 

[Springal]

EE saw 100Gb/sec drop in traffic when all 3 went down. Madness