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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,400
Location Location
The downside of course is that I won't find out who "can't f*cking sleep". And I'm still not quite sure how I'll find out who is having what for lunch, with who, and where.

Hang on - I wanted to slag off my ex. Oh hell. I'd not thought this through at all.
 






Baker lite

Banned
Mar 16, 2017
6,309
in my house
At least no one as blamed the B word ... yet.

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How on earth are the weird beard head tilters going to post pictures of supermarkets doing their nightly restock from last year? Going to be a lot of yogurt knitting pattercakes needing counselling after today..


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Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
NSC Patron
Apr 5, 2014
25,892




Swansman

Pro-peace
May 13, 2019
22,320
Sweden
Get used to it.

Once my Worldwide Fascist Party win every "election" there wont be no Facebook so you better learn how to knit.
 




nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
14,532
Manchester
I thought t was just a alternative text message service, is there more to it?

Absolutely! There’s innocent looking videos that turn out to be an audio of a woman making really loud sex noises, pics that turn out to be a black man in a hat with an unfeasibly long penis, but most useful are the porn videos of attractive women who turn out to be hung like donkeys.
 






Kinky Gerbil

Im The Scatman
NSC Patron
Jul 16, 2003
58,789
hassocks
Absolutely! There’s innocent looking videos that turn out to be an audio of a woman making really loud sex noises, pics that turn out to be a black man in a hat with an unfeasibly long penis, but most useful are the porn videos of attractive women who turn out to be hung like donkeys.

[MENTION=6625]Badger[/MENTION]
 


jcdenton08

Offended Liver Sausage
NSC Patron
Oct 17, 2008
14,488
Absolutely! There’s innocent looking videos that turn out to be an audio of a woman making really loud sex noises, pics that turn out to be a black man in a hat with an unfeasibly long penis, but most useful are the porn videos of attractive women who turn out to be hung like donkeys.

I would suggest that perhaps the issue is the kind of friends you have, that you would choose to share a private group with, rather than the platform on which you communicate with them. Get some mates who don't send you pictures of black men's penises and, actually, social media can be quite useful.
 




Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
If only Twitter would die too

The world would be a happier place


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Joe 90

New member
Sep 16, 2021
36
f it gets redirected to blacked.com my sides will exit the solar system. I will never be able to look my mom in the face again because I know what she will have seen.
 


Whitechapel

Famous Last Words
Jul 19, 2014
4,405
Not in Whitechapel
Absolutely! There’s innocent looking videos that turn out to be an audio of a woman making really loud sex noises, pics that turn out to be a black man in a hat with an unfeasibly long penis, but most useful are the porn videos of attractive women who turn out to be hung like donkeys.

You’re getting off lightly, some of the things I’ve seen in WhatsApp group chats have scarred me for life. :lol:
 




A1X

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 1, 2017
20,523
Deepest, darkest Sussex
Whatever your opinion, this seems like an absolute textbook example of putting all your eggs in one basket

[tweet]1445130869308538887[/tweet]
[tweet]1445130873108586502[/tweet]
[tweet]1445130877588082694[/tweet]
[tweet]1445130881044201482[/tweet]
 


Fungus

Well-known member
NSC Patron
May 21, 2004
7,154
Truro
Whatever your opinion, this seems like an absolute textbook example of putting all your eggs in one basket

[tweet]1445130869308538887[/tweet]
[tweet]1445130873108586502[/tweet]
[tweet]1445130877588082694[/tweet]
[tweet]1445130881044201482[/tweet]

Ha, brilliant!

PS. Bozza wouldn't be so stupid, would he?!
 


Jul 25, 2021
208
This is going to be the next pandemic once FB opens backup. We're going to see mass panic posting as a result causing notification numbers to get so high people won't be able to get to work in time. I can see this one coming. My suggestion would be to stock up on likes and friend requests, upload any photos of wealth and popularity you may have of yourself and don't forget to post your latest restaurant meal before this stuff gets serious!

Just don't panic!
 






Springal

Well-known member
Feb 12, 2005
24,779
GOSBTS
EE saw 100Gb/sec drop in traffic when all 3 went down. Madness
 


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