[Albion] Fabricio Diaz

[Eric the meek]

Is that a voice controlled monorail ?

Yes, but it only works if you speak to it in Spanish.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Do we know which grandparent it was, H?

I have it on good authority it was his grandma.

 

[swindonseagull]

James Milner speaks Spanish

My wife speaks Spanish if that helps.

 

[Hiheidi]

Naylor on Diaz...

 

[Hugo Rune]

Naylor on Diaz...

Three facts in that disputed tweet. Textbook Naylor not to reveal which ones are wide of the mark.

1. Deal done?
2. £8.5€ fee?
3. 5 year contract?

All the above?

 

[Questions]

I have it on good authority it was his grandma.

What ? Performed monolingual on him ?…. I’m out of here you weirdos.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

What ? Performed monolingual on him ?…. I’m out of here you weirdos.

Have you started on the sauce early, today, or are you still finishing up yesterday?

 

[Questions]

Have you started on the sauce early, today, or are you still finishing up yesterday?

What day is it ?

 

[Eric the meek]

What day is it ?

Still three whole days until the West Ham game. Hang on in there. We'll get you through this.

 

[Bakero]

It's all about your use of 'monolingual', which I've never heard before. It's just that it sounds a little contrived, although it's probably a word because we've all heard of 'bilingual'.

Really? It's a pretty normal word. I guess monolingualism is so standard in England that a word to describe it isn't particularly useful to some.

It's lucky I didn't mention Lukaku being sexalingual or that really would've caused a stir

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Really? It's a pretty normal word. I guess monolingualism is so standard in England that a word to describe it isn't particularly useful to some.

Yep heard it and read it many times.

 

[Bakero]

Yes, but it only works if you speak to it in Spanish.

A monorail in Spain is a train exclusively for monkeys, especially cute ones in dungarees.

 

[b.w.2.]

I am confused. Where are we with this transfer?

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Back on topic - so no further progress on this one.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

I am confused. Where are we with this transfer?

I don't think that's what we're talking about any more

 

[GT Gull]

Bit of a risk taking a 19 year old and a 20 year old who have both played so few minutes in top flight football.

I’m a little surprised we didn’t try for an experienced DM, even on loan. A Phillips or Delaney for example. Just to dovetail with the new young talent for a season or so whilst they get up to speed with our unique style and the EPL.

However, I do trust the club on this. They normally get it right.

 

[Bakero]

Back on topic - so no further progress on this one.

You're on a mission

 

[Questions]

Your monorail is full of eels……

That’s translated from Hungarian through Spanish to English.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

I am confused. Where are we with this transfer?

El no striker.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

I can speak Spanish

Que me dices maeeeeeee?!