Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Another 'as a side'. An electric company owed me around £700 and it took months to get it back. On my day off whilst doing the books, I'd call them and keep them talking for hours (back then it was real people in the UK). When they hung up I'd ring again. Reckon, based on 6 months/24 weeks at 6 hours a time, their wage bill was more than they owed me. It was an 0800 number as well.