Mr Burns
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In a daring swoop, sources close to the club have managed to get full details of Brighton's manager Gus Poyets master plan tatics for this season. In a dawn raid in fantasy land, the full plan was uncovered. Read full details below
0-0 Start of Game
Plan A - Cancel out opposition by plassing the ball amongst defenders. Try and tire out the other sides players then bring on a couple of wingers late on and snatch a point. If it works people will think your subs are a master stroke.
Plan B - See plan A
Plan C - See Plan B
If we go one nil down.
Plan A - Cancel out opposition by passing the ball amongst defenders. Try and tire out the other sides players then bring on a couple of wingers late on and snatch a point. If it works people will think your subs are a master stroke.
Plan B - See plan A
Plan C - See Plan B
If we take the lead -
Plan A - Cancel out opposition by passing the ball amongst defenders. Make like for like subs late on, to try and snatch a second.
Plan B - See plan A
Plan C - See Plan B
If all fails, throw a hissy fit and walk off in a huff. People will put it down to your South American genes, and forgive you. Some may even love you for it. Hell you may even get a standing ovation when your strange team selection has just seen your team dump out of he play off places. (yes people actually clapped when he stromed off with 8 minutes to go (including injury time) yesterday)
Always always blame the referee. Very important to remember this. Most others manager also employ this tatic, so it a free one, not often looked into any further by supporters. Will help out many times. But off course remember not to never ever say why. This could catch you out. Just use the excuse you don't want an FA fine. People will buy this over and over again.
Remember the club were in a shit state for the last ten years, so always look to the past if all else fails, and remind people where we where, and how lucky we are. This will apease 90% of followers for good long time.
And remember to keep linking yourself and refusing to rule yourself out of top jobs. Even though Chelsea and Tottenham would not come anywhere near you, or ever even think about offering you the managers job there, its always a good idea to keep yourself linked to them, and then people will beleive you to be a genius and never never dare question your tatics.
...and remember ALWAYS ALWAYS believe your own hype.
Oh yer
0-0 Start of Game
Plan A - Cancel out opposition by plassing the ball amongst defenders. Try and tire out the other sides players then bring on a couple of wingers late on and snatch a point. If it works people will think your subs are a master stroke.
Plan B - See plan A
Plan C - See Plan B
If we go one nil down.
Plan A - Cancel out opposition by passing the ball amongst defenders. Try and tire out the other sides players then bring on a couple of wingers late on and snatch a point. If it works people will think your subs are a master stroke.
Plan B - See plan A
Plan C - See Plan B
If we take the lead -
Plan A - Cancel out opposition by passing the ball amongst defenders. Make like for like subs late on, to try and snatch a second.
Plan B - See plan A
Plan C - See Plan B
If all fails, throw a hissy fit and walk off in a huff. People will put it down to your South American genes, and forgive you. Some may even love you for it. Hell you may even get a standing ovation when your strange team selection has just seen your team dump out of he play off places. (yes people actually clapped when he stromed off with 8 minutes to go (including injury time) yesterday)
Always always blame the referee. Very important to remember this. Most others manager also employ this tatic, so it a free one, not often looked into any further by supporters. Will help out many times. But off course remember not to never ever say why. This could catch you out. Just use the excuse you don't want an FA fine. People will buy this over and over again.
Remember the club were in a shit state for the last ten years, so always look to the past if all else fails, and remind people where we where, and how lucky we are. This will apease 90% of followers for good long time.
And remember to keep linking yourself and refusing to rule yourself out of top jobs. Even though Chelsea and Tottenham would not come anywhere near you, or ever even think about offering you the managers job there, its always a good idea to keep yourself linked to them, and then people will beleive you to be a genius and never never dare question your tatics.
...and remember ALWAYS ALWAYS believe your own hype.
Oh yer
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