Ever got revenge ?

[Napper]

went to a party on saturday and managed to get access to an ex GF phone who cheated on me. Now we just about see eye to eye these days as our social circles mix a fair bit. anyway ,
I succesfully managed in the space of 15 tense minutes to re-arrange the majority of names on her phone. The aim being (as shes a bit of a slut) that her sleeping around + promiscious texting might get her into all sorts of situations . Funny as f* ck when (we) did it, although feel a bit guilty now

Oh well.

ever got sweet revenge ?

 

[bhaexpress]

Yes, managed to lose my ex wife her job and her career when she tried to blackmail me (I was engaged to a millionaire's daughter in New Jersey at the time).

 

[gwpdylan]

not proud of it but yes! first wife had a number of affairs that involved "friends of mine" as always i was told last but i decided i would hit each where it hurt most. one was straight forward, knew he was stingey with cash, so borrowed a few hundred and totally refused to give it back, but the sickest one was they guy whose pride and joy was his aviary!!! i strangled his fave bird (not my missus) and let a few out...felt real bad about it, but the years have made that go..

 

[adrian29uk]

When my girlfirend split with me after 4 years, as I left her house for the very last time, I said to her

"the next bloke you meet will treat you like complete shit, you will never ever find someone like me"

And you never guess what happend? She met a complete wanker. He was a drinker, he used to bash her around and on one occasion nearly throw her off Newhaven bridge.

I even got threatened by the drunken idiot over the phone one night and nearly ended up mixing it up outside the Kebab shop in Newhaven town centre.

So it just goes to show you what can happen.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Yes, managed to lose my ex wife her job and her career when she tried to blackmail me (I was engaged to a millionaire's daughter in New Jersey at the time).

I'm sure that's the plot of a Harrison Ford film?!
lol!

 

[bhaexpress]

I'm sure that's the plot of a Harrison Ford film?!
lol!

Believe me it was a saga and a half and nothing at all to do with the next soon to be ex either !

 

[Lokki 7]

Yes, managed to lose my ex wife her job and her career when she tried to blackmail me (I was engaged to a millionaire's daughter in New Jersey at the time).

Did the catalogue refund your money?

 

[rospants]

Yes, managed to lose my ex wife her job and her career when she tried to blackmail me (I was engaged to a millionaire's daughter in New Jersey at the time).

you get about a bit don't you BHA??

 

[bhaexpress]

Did the catalogue refund your money?

Don't think everybody is the same as your parents.

 

[bhaexpress]

you get about a bit don't you BHA??

I have to admit I have led a somewhat unusal life for the last 15 years and it gets even odder !

 

[Bozza]

Come on Frank - how do you do it then? You nearly always seem to be engaged to someone who lives abroad who, it seems, you've not really spent much time with.

And then it seems to go pear shaped again...

 

[bhaexpress]

Come on Frank - how do you do it then? You nearly always seem to be engaged to someone who lives abroad who, it seems, you've not really spent much time with.

And then it seems to go pear shaped again...

Bozza, bear in mind that relationships sometimes fail, you should know after all. The New Jersey thing was quite bizarre though, she was fine here but was mad as a hatter there, you have no idea. When I finally gave up on a hopeless situation she had a nervous breakdown. Sad because I got of famously with her parents. It was a while ago too.

 

[Lokki 7]

Don't think everybody is the same as your parents.

Indeed, apparently some people meet via agencies in the third world.

 

[Simster]

*pulls up chair*

 

[tedebear]

I legitimately got revenge once on someone who dislocated my shoulder whilst playing basketball...She went on to be banned for 4 games for her conduct, which meant she missed a selection game for the NSW state squad, I rested for two weeks, trained hard, played both remaining games and got selected, in her position!

 

[Les Biehn]

Not so much rewengay but I was seeing this girl who was cheating on me with her ex girlfriend. Anyway we ended up having a couple of threesomes. Afterwards it seemed to really f*** them up. The ex was thinking that this was the start of some sort of 3 way relationship where we were all going out with each other at the same time and my ex was really upset she had shared me with someone else. All I could think was sweet, I shagged 2 girls in one night and they were doing lesbian. Certainly gave me peace of mind.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

A friend had had a cherry pie thrown at him by some **** driving a silver merc. A few weeks later we saw the same car parked round the corner from me, so got a pot of white paint (as my dad was decorating) and tipped it over his bonnet

 

[Lammy]

Not so much rewengay but I was seeing this girl who was cheating on me with her ex girlfriend. Anyway we ended up having a couple of threesomes. Afterwards it seemed to really f*** them up. The ex was thinking that this was the start of some sort of 3 way relationship where we were all going out with each other at the same time and my ex was really upset she had shared me with someone else. All I could think was sweet, I shagged 2 girls in one night and they were doing lesbian. Certainly gave me peace of mind.

Wasn't this an episode of Friends ?

 

[Les Biehn]

Wasn't this an episode of Friends ?

Hollyoaks.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I do not take any pleasure from the following but it is rather poetic. When I was about 16 someone stole a bicycle from me. I found out through the grapevine who it was, and where it was (bottom of a river.) It was stolen and dumped because someone could not be arsed to walk home that night. I could not prove who it was, and the tealeaf was a member of a nasty family so I was slightly reluctant to do anything anyway.

A few months later I read in the local paper the thief had their hand partially severed whilst working on a lathe without the safety guard in place.

Divine retribution?