Ever been caught?............

[Willy Dangle]

doing something you shouldn't. If so what was it?.

Me. Shoplifting panini football stickers when I was eight. Just wanted the full Albion team, missing Peter O'Sullivan I think.

 

[southasp]

doing something you shouldn't. If so what was it?.

Me. Shoplifting panini football stickers when I was eight. Just wanted the full Albion team, missing Peter O'Sullivan I think.

I think I may have sully twice if you still need him !

 

[Silent Bob]

Does wanking count?

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I was caught having a wank once in Tesco.

 

[Mr Smggles]

With the Girlfriend a few years ago, her mum walked in during a 69. Impossible to hide!

 

[Willy Dangle]

With the Girlfriend a few years ago, her mum walked in during a 69. Impossible to hide!

I need to know. Did she leave, watch or join in?.

 

[happypig]

Some years ago, me and the mrs were getting more than a bit friendly on the lounge floor. With her in the commanding position and matters approaching a mutually beneficial conclusion, the door opened and my 5 y.o. appeared looking over her shoulder at me, looking very sleepy and saying "I can't sleep daddy"

 

[Mr Smggles]

I need to know. Did she leave, watch or join in?.

Laughed and walked out. During dinner later that night, she commented on how lucky her daughter was, if ya know what i mean

 

[Return of the Rev]

Yep!my blooming finger in the car door last week

 

[DerbyGull]

Driving illegally in Australia, got caught 3 times, but talked my way out of it every time. Only the last time I decided to quit breaking the law.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Some years ago, me and the mrs were getting more than a bit friendly on the lounge floor. With her in the commanding position and matters approaching a mutually beneficial conclusion, the door opened and my 5 y.o. appeared looking over her shoulder at me, looking very sleepy and saying "I can't sleep daddy"

Same thing Piggy.

I couldn't sleep either.

Kids eh?

 

[Willy Dangle]

Some years ago, me and the mrs were getting more than a bit friendly on the lounge floor. With her in the commanding position and matters approaching a mutually beneficial conclusion, the door opened and my 5 y.o. appeared looking over her shoulder at me, looking very sleepy and saying "I can't sleep daddy"

Sorry does not count as it is supposed to be something you shouldn't and that you certainly should.

 

[John Bumlick]

some music to go with these delightful stories?

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[Garage_Doors]

Got caught by the wife measuring the length of my cock.

It just reaches the back of her sisters throat.

 

[DerbyGull]

I've got say this is a disappointing thread, no crimes being admitted.

 

[Willy Dangle]

I thought there would be more juice, come on own up. things youv'e done ileagily, moraly, stupidly. Whatever dish it up.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Years ago I shagged a girl in the car park of the belfry shopping centre in Redhill (not long after it was built) in the wee hours of the morning, the Surrey mirror then ran a peice on security cameras in Redhill ,I dont know if it was just a guilty conscience or someone else had dont the same but in the interveiw the Security Gaurds did mention a couple having sex about 3am

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I was about 14-years-old when my dad caught me drinking.

I said, "Dad, honest it's the first time."

"That's a lie" he replied, "No one ever gets caught at doing anything the first time."

So later that night, I went out and raped someone.

 

[Norman Potting]

Got caught by the wife measuring the length of my cock.

It just reaches the back of her sisters throat.

Fortunately I didn't get caught having a good chortle at this joke!!

 

[Kumquat]

I got caught nicking CDs from HMV when I was a kid. Not too much of a kid it has to be said to have been sober. I was off my face. They let me pay for them and decided not to waste the old bill's time.