Ever been caught?............

[rocker959]

Breaking into The Odeon in Worthing with a couple of mates but unfortunately coming out of the curtains of the ladies loo by the screen in the middle of a film, taken to managers office for bollocking.
Smoking Nepalese Temple Ball dope in back row of Wishbone Ash concert at Assembly Hall Worthing.
Arrested at the Goldstone for throwing missiles at Cardiff supporters in the 70's.
Arrested and released at Derby's Baseball Ground for throwing 2 minced beef and onion pies at a gobshite group of our own supporters.
Stealing from Gamleys, Woolworths , WH Smith on same afternoon and having Mum and Dad march me back to all the shops to return goods and apologise after they found my ill gotten gains.
Removing a radio from a Humber Super Snipe at a breakers yard in Lancing only to realise it was a staff members transport.
Driving a Mini Van around Worthing with a mate when we were both aged 15 for weeks, until stopped by the Old Bill who said we have been watching you , you have had your bit of fun now get rid of it you little bastards!! Like that would happen today !
Letting bangers off in railway station bog , just as some poor sod had gone in for a dump.
A friend threw a stone through a window on the way back from town once and we ran like hell till we slowed and met up and I said what the f##k did you do that for and he replied ' well it got you home quicker didn't it !!'
Pulled all the knickers down on the Manikins in Debenhams ladys dept one Saturday morning.
Disowned by my dad when asked by a policeman at The Goldstone North Stand turnstile as I queued with him resplendent in my Hooligan DM's , braces , turned up Levis , Ben Sherman and white Butchers coat in 1972 , Is that with you Sir ? No Dad replied nothing to do with me !! Charming !!
Shall remember some more...

 

[Mutts Nuts]

doing something you shouldn't. If so what was it?.

Me. Shoplifting panini football stickers when I was eight. Just wanted the full Albion team, missing Peter O'Sullivan I think.

We used to take the deposite bottles from behind the news agents,then take them in and claim the deposite, at 10 pence a bottle in the late 70`s it was a good earner . Did it once to often and got a thick ear from the shop owner,the punishment worked we moved on to other money making schemes of which there were many,was about 8 at the time

 

[piersa]

Driving illegally in Australia, got caught 3 times, but talked my way out of it every time. Only the last time I decided to quit breaking the law.

not a very christian thing to do.

 

[Willy Dangle]

I stood 1/4 mile in front of a speed trap with a sign saying speed trap ahead. My mate stood a 1/4 my behind it with a sign saying donation please. We made a bit of cash and never got caught but thought it worth mentioning.

 

[sams dad]

Got caught fighting with a Chelsea fan in the old North Stand in 1973.
Got fined £35
Got caught fighting with an Aldershot fan at the Recreation Ground in 1974.
Got fined £45

 

[Willy Dangle]

We used to take the deposite bottles from behind the news agents,then take them in and claim the deposite, at 10 pence a bottle in the late 70`s it was a good earner . Did it once to often and got a thick ear from the shop owner,the punishment worked we moved on to other money making schemes of which there were many,was about 8 at the time

We did that at A G Fry's newsagents in horsham, he had a garage out back that he never locked.

 

[2 chins]

Had a shit on my Next door neighnours back door step when i was 12 they new it was me as the had security cameras

 

[Mutts Nuts]

We did that at A G Fry's newsagents in horsham, he had a garage out back that he never locked.

The parker pen factory in Newhaven used to have a skip out front full of damaged pens, some had bottom half damage some top half me and my mate would sort them out putting together undamaged pens.In the same skip were guarantees and pen cases,in 1980 we were selling them for a fiver a piece in a Parker box with a Parker guarantee, that went on for nearly a year before a security guard caught us and dished out the customary thick ear .They then started using a locked skip.,was about 10 at the time

 

[Taybha]

I was caught having a wank once in Tesco.

Every little helps

 

[Willy Dangle]

Just remembered another.

When I was 16 I worked for 2 weeks in a bakers. I was caught with my head submerged in a 10L bucket of pineapple chunks. Fckin yum.

 

[Willy Dangle]

I was caught having a wank once in Tesco.

Bing Bong....Can the contract cleaner please CUM to the underwear isle.

 

[raymondbriggs]

We used to take the deposite bottles from behind the news agents,then take them in and claim the deposite, at 10 pence a bottle in the late 70`s it was a good earner . Did it once to often and got a thick ear from the shop owner,the punishment worked we moved on to other money making schemes of which there were many,was about 8 at the time

Slight variation on that theme

We used to nick the empties by the cratefull from the Corona Depot in Old Shoreham Road and take those back to shops.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Slight variation on that theme

We used to nick the empties by the cratefull from the Corona Depot in Old Shoreham Road and take those back to shops.

i hope you are ashamed of yourself as i am

 

[DerbyGull]

not a very christian thing to do.

haha fool, no one suffered. So nothing to do with being 'not very Christian'.

 

[cloud]

used to go down to the Palace Pier in school lunch hour and pick up all the coins that fallen out of the arcade machines

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I was sitting on the beach half-reading Bourne Supremacy earlier on and a young lady went and stood about 20 yards in front of me, and slightly to the left. She removed her top and then her shorts, in order to top up her tan (was fairly needed) but she removed her bikini bottoms for a split second. Flushed, she looked around to see if anyone noticed and my gaze was fairly fixed at that point. It could have gone worse, naturally, but she casually said, "You weren't supposed to see that". I managed to mumble, "I saw nothing".

Golden moment.

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Girl invited me to a pub whilst she was at a family meal.
Girl dragged me in to disabled toilets.
Girl performs fellatio on me
I *cough* finish on her face.
She's trying to clean her face up, asks me to leave.
I open the door as her mum walks past.

Quick exit made.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I shagged my ex on the way back from a match at the Goldstone in the mid-90s in broad daylight in some stairwell in Hove with hordes of Albion fans traipsing past. We didn't get caught (so guess it doesn't count)

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

doing something you shouldn't. If so what was it?.

Me. Shoplifting panini football stickers when I was eight. Just wanted the full Albion team, missing Peter O'Sullivan I think.

SNAP....! I remember I kept getting bloody Jurgen Croy in the World Cup edition and no one would do swapsies.



Worst was I was given a CB radio for my (12th?/13th?) birthday and when the parents were away raided the drinks cabinet and starting ffing on blinding... it all came out on the the old biddy's radio downstairs.

Bye-bye CB.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Oh and me and a mate being given a 'friendly warning' by a bobby around the Lanes when trying to pull down the celebrity bunting for Dis wedding at 2am... was pissed after being dumped (about 14-15)... I was a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD boy!