TheJasperCo
Well-known member
Should've saved the curry for tonight, man. Would have saved you the embarrassment then of losing control at work.
Err, I've just sharted.
- Thread starter Chesney Christ
- Start date
Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,330
Beware the Brownian Motion...
Brownian motion (named after the botanist Robert Brown) or pedesis (from Greek: πήδησις Pɛɖeːsɪs "leaping") is the presumably random drifting of particles suspended in a fluid (a liquid or a gas) or the mathematical model used to describe such random movements, which is often called a particle theory.
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
Don't shart in the rental. That would be horrid, especially if it's parked in the sun over the weekend.
Perry Milkins
Just a quiet guy.
Have you considered asking if any fellow colleagues have a spare pair of undeepantees to lend. Is there a charity shop near - maybe- an old pair of Granny Bloomers will see you through the day?
Chesney Christ
New member
- Thread starter
- #45
***UPDATE***
Things have very much dried up in my trousers and there is no obvious pungency, making my decision to dispense with the boxer shorts the right one. I am now walking around the office with the confident air of a man who HASN'T sharted.
Save for a 2nd sharting - which really would be catastrophic - things will be fine.
I retain a cautious optimism for the final 28 minutes of my working day.
Things have very much dried up in my trousers and there is no obvious pungency, making my decision to dispense with the boxer shorts the right one. I am now walking around the office with the confident air of a man who HASN'T sharted.
Save for a 2nd sharting - which really would be catastrophic - things will be fine.
I retain a cautious optimism for the final 28 minutes of my working day.
Brian Fantana
Well-known member
Threads like this opitimise the sheer GREATNESS of NSC.
Woodchip
It's all about the bikes
You are aware that Mellotron has forwarded this around all the women in your office and you'll never stand a chance with them again. They'll be calling you Spud (from trainspotting) soon.
There are only two women in our office. One of them is our MUM.
TWOCHOICEStom
Well-known member
The ONLY way you can ensure your confidence is to squeeze out a little fart as a test.
Go on... do it.
Go on... do it.
Chesney Christ
New member
- Thread starter
- #50
Great thinking. I'm straining as we speak.
countryman
Well-known member
- Jun 28, 2011
- 1,893
Chesney Christ
New member
- Thread starter
- #52
***UPDATE***
I've made it through the working day guys. Thanks for your support.
Save for an accident in the rental and I'm golden!
Here's to a great weekend xxx
I've made it through the working day guys. Thanks for your support.
Save for an accident in the rental and I'm golden!
Here's to a great weekend xxx
banjo
GOSBTS
Southstandfaithful
New member
That's okay then, unless your family are originally from NORWICH.
After sharting yourself you think you might be in with a chance of a golden? You must have a very understanding wife/girlfriend.
Marc1901
Peace out.
Brian Fantana
Well-known member
Yep, that's definitely the conclusion I was aiming for.
Franks Wild Years
New member
Jesus, what a day it's been. Lets all have a good weekend and move on. By monday it'll all be forgotten. NSC, where life is lived to the full.
The Large One
Who's Next?
Pity. I just had visions of you spending the rest of your days walking round like you're riding a horse.