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Err, I've just sharted.
- Thread starter Chesney Christ
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I do like the way someone has categorised them:
Cat1:Slight wet sensation...You got off easy...
Cat2:Spreads all over inside of boxers/briefs. If your going commando this could be a problem.
Cat3:Soaks through boxers/briefs and wets inside of pants
.If your going commando this is catergory 4.
Cat4:Has soaked through to the outside of pants and has now left a big brown/green mark on back of them.
Cat5:Runs down leg (Really bad if your wearing socks or god forbid...a skirt! 0.0 ....) ......
Cat6: An explosion.
I don't think I've ever gone above a 3, I'm itching to find out which category this one falls into.
seagullondon
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I hope its a category 5!! 6 would just be too much to hope for
Chesney Christ
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Probably somewhere between Cat 1 and Cat 2. A 1.5 if you like.
Tricky Dicky
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You don't want him doing that as well, do you ? He'll be messy enough as it is.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shart%20baby
shart baby
When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby
My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.
shart baby
When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby
My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.
Chesney Christ
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***UPDATE***
My boxer shorts are now in the office toilet bin, covertly buried amongst hand towels.
My boxer shorts are now in the office toilet bin, covertly buried amongst hand towels.
The Large One
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In that case I think you're looking at a 2.5 rather than a 1.5.
Woodchip
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So it was at least a cat 2. Are the trousers in the clear? What if you shart again? Does that make it a cat 4 straight away?
Details man!!!
Seagull16
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Chesney Christ
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Sorry, I'm going through a tough time right now, so trying to keep NSC updated of my progress is not that high up the list.
I think we're looking at Category 3. I lied.
The trousers, I think, are in the clear. I got Mellotron to come over and subtly smell me a minute ago and he doesn't seem to think there is a problem. Suffice to say, I have barely left my desk for the last 2 hours though.
Sharting again is not a possibility I want to consider right now......
I might've been being slightly polite...
You're in the danger zone, as soon as you lose the boxers you're effectively in cat4-6 territory from the off and that extra bit of freedom is more likely to induce a follow-up shart. I can feel your pain, it really must be touch and go.
Chesney Christ
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I need honesty right now. At all costs.
seagullondon
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I would say its 50-50 whether or not you will shart again. Good Luck 
Chesney Christ
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If anything I think I might be at a very low-risk of sharting again, because I am very much on my guard. There is no evidence of bowel movements down there, but suffice to say I'm in for a nervy last 35 minutes. Thank CHRIST I'm finishing early today.....