Enough is enough - massive protest tonight

[On the Left Wing]

Colwyn Bay Magistrates Court
September 1990 from memory
Forgot to mention that the farmer was Welsh!

 

[Marc]

 

[Dave the OAP]

mmmm...lovelly horns

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Bit of a beauty that one, Crabtree, I'm almost tempted myself.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Gaffer - don't you ever do any work mate ?.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Years ago I reported a court case where some farmer was caught trying to shag a goat.
His defence was he was pissed at the time!

So what do you do when you get "on" your goat Chappers?

Cocaine usually, you can go all night on that.

 

[Marc]

even Bin Laden does it:


gah did'nt work image no longer exists but Google found it, a drawing of Bin Laden with a hat on which reads "I Love Goat Sex"

 

[On the Left Wing]

There was also a case reported in Private Eye and other mags about six years ago of the Lib DEm Deputy Mayor of Southend caught in a neighbour's back garden with a Golden Retriever on Christmas Eve.
His defence was also alcohol!
It's amazing what some people ............ and Chappers get up to!

 

[Bluejuice]

Ernest, you're a big twat

T W A T

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Golden Retrievers are pretty damn handsome beasts be fair.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Golden Retrievers are pretty damn handsome beasts be fair.

"Handsome" tends to imply the male of the species.
I am sure you really meant "pretty" or "sexy" as in "bitch"!?