Enough is enough - massive protest tonight

[Uncle Spielberg]

**** Lewes Weather Update ********

Lewes weather station 12.34 pm.

Generally overcast with frequent showers, sometimes heavy and prolonged. Light winds but with occasional moderate gusts. Temperature 18 C.

 

[Ernest]

Catching the 1310 from Newcastle and will be with you Ernest ... think a few verses of Build a Bonfire wouldn't go amiss!

That's the kind of attitude we need tonight , I ignore all these geeks with their supposedly smart replies as they don't go to the match anyway.

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Put Dick Tight on the top,
Put Magoo in the middle,
And we'll burn the f***ing lot

 

[Titanic]

please, please, please...

STAND UP IN THE MIDDLE OF E-BLOCK and sing it this evening, Ernest.

please ??

I would love it !!

 

[Ernest]

please, please, please...

STAND UP IN THE MIDDLE OF E-BLOCK and sing it this evening, Ernest.

please ??

I would love it !!

You GOON, I'll be on top of the TV gantry in my Batman outfit leading the singing

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Did you really try to lose at Soggy Biscuit Chappers? That shows excellent ejaculatory control.

 

[Marc]

this is a great song by Consumed, re-done for our beloved fuckwit Ernest:



When I knew him he was 52,
he's dead now.
Although he's dead he still needs working on,
I'll be back to show him how

I know you're not sleeping,
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?

Twat called Ernest looking over me,
I see the look in his eyes,
I think he's got a little something for me,
to close my eyes

I know you're not sleeping,
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?

Twat called Ernest [x4]
Twat called Ernest looking over me,
I see the look in his eyes,
I think he's got a little something for me,
to close my eyes

I know you're not sleeping,
I saw you open your eyes,
and if you get a good beating,
would it be a surprise?

Twat called Ernest [x4]
Twat called Ernest [x4]

Twat called Ernest - kick him in the head
Twat called Ernest - I'm glad the fuckers dead!

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Take the mother-in-law. No go on, take her.

Oh God, stop. Please stop, I'm at work.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did you really try to lose at Soggy Biscuit Chappers? That shows excellent ejaculatory control.

Thanks. It's just I hated the taste of dry digestives and this happened to be one of very few opportunities to sample them otherwise being that I'm not a fan of dipping biscuits in tea.

That and semen is full of protein.

 

[Yoda]

I predicted this financial meltdown would happen ages ago and now it's all coming home to roost.

That wasn't exactly hard to predict was it, having to pay Ecovert for hiring the stadium, at 75-80% of gate receipts, for every home match.

 

[On the Left Wing]

Thanks. It's just I hated the taste of dry digestives and this happened to be one of very few opportunities to sample them otherwise being that I'm not a fan of dipping biscuits in tea.

That and semen is full of protein.

That's the sort of spunk we need if our club is to survive

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Semen is meant to be very good for the skin and complexion. So if you see a lovely woman with clear, perfect skin .

 

[Troy Savage]

Do I know you, Ernest?

You seem to be talking a lot of sense.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Semen is meant to be very good for the skin and complexion. So if you see a lovely woman with clear, perfect skin .

Or if you see a spotty one you can offer her instant treatment.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Good call.

 

[David Bellotti]

I am with you on this one Ernie

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Scum.

 

[CHAPPERS]

These wind up wankers are really gonna start getting on my goat soon.

 

[Titanic]

You gotta goat Chappers ? What breed ??

 

[On the Left Wing]

You gotta goat Chappers ? What breed ??

Years ago I reported a court case where some farmer was caught trying to shag a goat.
His defence was he was pissed at the time!

So what do you do when you get "on" your goat Chappers?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

You might pull an Ugly bird when you have your beer goggles on but a Goat ?