England win Euro 2012, or a night with nylon clad, double-pinted Mrs Schweinsteiger?

[Herr Tubthumper]

Quite simple really.

This (but with that horrible racist bloke from Chelsea)

Or this?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sarah Brandner.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

 

[The Large One]

So unfair.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

So unfair.

I wonder what the three stars on her shirt mean?

 

[sydney]

I wonder what the three stars on her shirt mean?

ssssppplleeerrrrrrttttphhhhh...ph..phh.phhh.phhffffpp.

 

[sydney]

she's bound to have a cabbagy clam.......

 

[Sheebo]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

she's bound to have a cabbagy clam.......

She's GERMAN. She'll have the full gorilla salad.

 

[Artois]

 

[narly101]

Can I bring my family sized tub of banana flavoured yoghurt?

 

[Colossal Squid]

Oh my f***ing christ she is a GODDESS.

I'd quite happily condemn John Terry et al to a career without ever winning a major international trophy

 

[El Presidente]

She gets my vote. Based on my extensive film collection, the Germans seem very keen on recycling.....

 

[jackanada]

Its been said before, but I'd crawl across broken glass to wank on her shadow.

 

[forrest]

National pride got the better of me here I'm afraid.

 

[The Large One]

Even his heart has a hard-on.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Her. Always her.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Even his heart has a hard-on.

And his fringe.

 

[Commander]

England. Definitely.

Probably less likely to happen.