England win Euro 2012, or a night with nylon clad, double-pinted Mrs Schweinsteiger?

[sydney]

Its been said before, but I'd crawl across broken glass to wank on her shadow.

i thought it was "crawl a hundred miles over broken glass to poke matchsticks in her shit" either way she's got naffin' on the miami dolphins shlaaaags.

 

[sydney]

She's GERMAN. She'll have the full gorilla salad.

with crabs on the side.

 

[TheJasperCo]

I've gone all patriotic and chosen England to win the Cup.

 

[User removed 4]

i thought it was "crawl a hundred miles over broken glass to poke matchsticks in her shit" either way she's got naffin' on the miami dolphins shlaaaags.

I would crawl 20 miles on my hands and knees over broken glass just to sniff the cock of the last bloke that shagged her

 

[narly101]

As a work colleague pointed out, other football competitions come and go, so it would have to be a night with Sarah. I'm not entirely sure what I'd do with her first.

 

[TheMajor]

I'll go for the bird - we can always win the Euros another year.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I'm not entirely sure what I'd do with her

Give her 46 years of hurt?

 

[User removed 4]

Give her 46 years of hurt?

I'd like to pull her onto me like a wellington boot.

 

[Silent Bob]

hnnnng

 

[Bold Seagull]

She does seriously get the beers in doesn't she!!

Special special lady.

 

[danwa08]

Definitely smash the proverbial out of that!!!!

 

[Bozza]

As ever chaps, these threads quickly descend into ad-unfriendly terms, so it has to be moved.

Carry on here as much as you like.

 

[sydney]

I would crawl 20 miles on my hands and knees over broken glass just to sniff the cock of the last bloke that shagged her

that is just f***ing wrong and you know it.............