[Football] EFL Cup Final - The Thread

[TomandJerry]

A manager who truly loves the club he works for.

 

[Stato]

Was thinking starting a thread on the Entitlement Cup 2023-4.

Chelsea fans on 606: "Pochettino is a clown". "No guts".

You played quite well and lost a cup final.

Pull your knickers back up and make me a cup of tea

I was expecting 'Never win anything unless the owners put their hand in their pocket.'

 

[Weststander]

We’re away in Italy, just found out about the result.

Wow, my holiday just got even better.

 

[peterward]

We’re away in Italy, just found out about the result.

Wow, my holiday just got even better.

First of 2 Italian breaks?

 

[TomandJerry]

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Did they play well?

They had a couple of chances, but nothing major till the second half

They should/could have been down to 10 after 30 minutes

I have however learnt 606 is still a thing

They played well enough to not have so-called fans (nobs) calling the manager a clown.

One idiot suggested Mourinho should be brought back.

That's like sacking RDZ and appointing Alan Mullery.

Anyway, top comedy entertainments

 

[TomandJerry]

 

[Dorset Seagull]

They played well enough to not have so-called fans (nobs) calling the manager a clown.

One idiot suggested Mourinho should be brought back.

That's like sacking RDZ and appointing Alan Mullery.

Anyway, top comedy entertainments

They did play well and could have won comfortably if Gallagher hadnt squandered several chances

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Wouldn’t describe him as a thug. If it came down to it the floppy haired little runt would have nothing to offer. The teenage Conor Bradley looked like he would eat him in the first half when they both got booked.

The sight of a skinny 17 year old seven and a half stone of wet scouse piss, smirking a the bouffanted huffy-puffy Chelsea twat, after a brief moment of shove ha'penny, was quite heart-warming.

 

[Acker79]

There's a difficult choice to make in Wednesday's FA Cup games - do I want Chelsea or Leeds?

Match abandoned in the 85th minute after both teams reduced to 6 men as a result of all the red cards. We get drawn the winner of the game, but it is later decided that neither will be allowed to continue and we get a bye.

Ah you’ve just made me want to check her paddy out online later - but I also don’t want to give her the attention!

Not sure I've heard it called that before.

 

[Hiheidi]

 

[lawros left foot]

If this result has done anything, it’s given the whole of football a new, entirely fitting, nickname for Chelsea Football Club.

“Blue, Billion pound bottle jobs”

Let Chelsea be forever known by this name.

Thank you, Gary Neville.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Didn't watch it.

Did Alexis console Caicedo at all?
Laugh in his face?
or Ignore him completely?

 

[Eeyore]

Diaz interview

 

[Reddleman]

Because we've dropped too many points to the teams below us and we still have Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Newcastle, Man Utd all to play. We'll be lucky to scrape a handful of points between those with the way we are playing.

We’ve beaten Newcastle already this season and they are in rotten form, we’ve beaten Man United away and they are in inconsistent form, we are unbeaten at home since August and four of those games are at home.

You are talking absolute rubbish, nothing in our recent form suggests we will scrape a handful of points particularly now we have nearly all players back from injury.

 

[Happy Exile]

Who are the two Chelsea players who throw themselves down to the ground in despair in the background?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Match abandoned in the 85th minute after bother teams reduced to 6 men as a result of all the red cards. We get drawn the winner of the game, but it is later decided that neither will be allowed to continue and we get a bye.


Not sure I've heard it called that before.

So you really think we will beat vulvas?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Who are the two Chelsea players who throw themselves down to the ground in despair in the background?

The desiccated ghosts of Ron (chopper) Harris and Charlie ( I really am Scottish) Cook.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

We’ve beaten Newcastle already this season and they are in rotten form, we’ve beaten Man United away and they are in inconsistent form, we are unbeaten at home since August and four of those games are at home.

You are talking absolute rubbish, nothing in our recent form suggests we will scrape a handful of points particularly now we have nearly all players back from injury.

It's not rubbish is it, we have done poorly versus teams beneath us and have a number of tough remaining fixtures. This is why I think our chances of finishing 7/8 are slim.

Giraffe's staying up thread has us down as finishing 11th based on remaining fixtures.

[Albion] - To Avoid De Zerbi Bashing - The Staying Up/Europe Tracker - season 2023-24 - Game 26 Update - 7 OVER

So for Europe we realistically need four more home wins and one away win, and four away draws.

www.northstandchat.com

 

[brighton_dave]

Made me chuckle as it popped up on x. This commentary goes down in history.