[Politics] Easter Wishes

[crodonilson]

Apologies to any non Christians offended by my forthcoming post (it's not lost on me when we did a poll on what peoples first names were who posted on here and Muhammed was a clear winner) but we would like to wish everyone a happy, peaceful and prosperous Easter. All kicks off today , one of the great days of the year Holy Wednesday, and then Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, Easter Eve, Easter Day and Easter Monday. So much to look forward to, it is a truly great time of year. So whatever you are doing and however you are celebrating Happy Easter folks.

 

[essbee1]

Bollox to easter,

 

[Greg Bobkin]

These days, if you say 'Easter' you get arrested and thrown in jail. Not even allowed to finish your chocolate egg, either!

 

[Bry Nylon]

Can't wait for Easter Eve! Probably my favourite day of the year. I'll be so excited I doubt I'll be able to get to sleep

 

[Worried Man Blues]

As an Atheist I am looking forward to embracing Yeaster

 

[Jackthelad]

Everyday is Easter for Christians, chocolate and hot cross buns all year around for me, which is probably one of the many reasons I'm overweight.

 

[Commander]

I feel like striking against Easter this year. It's much too early. There should be sunshine and bluebells at Easter, not pissing rain and mud.

Next year it is on the 20th April. That will be a proper Easter.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

These days, if you say 'Easter' you get arrested and thrown in jail. Not even allowed to finish your chocolate egg, either!

We've received Easter eggs from our Head Office for years.

This year we have each received a box of Lindt gold bunnies and eggs, featuring our corporate logo and this seasonal message...

 

[HeaviestTed]

As someone who’s birthday is at the beginning of April, Easter is always exciting as sometimes my birthday is at Easter, and sometimes, it isn’t.

Exciting times!

 

[Greg Bobkin]

As someone who’s birthday is at the beginning of April, Easter is always exciting as sometimes my birthday is at Easter, and sometimes, it isn’t.

Exciting times!

Easter Sunday for me, this year! Double whammy

 

[Is it PotG?]

Have booked a nice Italian scrannnery in Liverpool on Sunday evening to celebrate.

 

[Peteinblack]

Haven't the Woke banned Easter like they've allegedly banned Christmas, or did I dream that I'd read this in the Daily Mail

 

[Is it PotG?]

Haven't the Woke banned Easter like they've allegedly banned Christmas, or did I dream that I'd read this in the Daily Mail

You DREAMT that you read the Daily Mail?

Too much cheese before bed.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I feel like striking against Easter this year. It's much too early. There should be sunshine and bluebells at Easter, not pissing rain and mud.

Next year it is on the 20th April. That will be a proper Easter.

Poor Jesus dies early this year.

 

[Giraffe]

I can't wait. I gave up crisps for Lent and I'm desperate for a packet. Will be a proper crisp feast on Friday.

My wife gave up chocolate for the same period, that has also been unbearable for me!

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Apparently someone’s put a rival event application in at the same time the Easter egg hunt was due to run in Lewes

Chaos predicted

 

[Eeyore]

These days, if you say 'Easter' you get arrested and thrown in jail. Not even allowed to finish your chocolate egg, either!

So, if you say 'Easter' you get arrested and thrown in jail. Not even allowed to finish your chocolate egg, either ?

 

[BBassic]

Haven't the Woke banned Easter like they've allegedly banned Christmas, or did I dream that I'd read this in the Daily Mail

We're working on it, alright? Give us a chance. We're still knee deep in this England shirt flag campaign - there's only so many hours in the day.

 

[Triggaaar]

Apologies to any non Christians offended by my forthcoming post (it's not lost on me when we did a poll on what peoples first names were who posted on here and Muhammed was a clear winner) but we would like to wish everyone a happy, peaceful and prosperous Easter.

No apology necessary, we all have different beliefs.

Good Friday is my favourite of all Christian festivals, as I like to celebrate the death of one of humanities most outrageous conmen.

Cheers

 

[Cotton Socks]

I'm just putting the finishing touches on our Easter Bonnets for us all to wear on Easter Sunday. The Jnrs are particularly impressed that I've managed to sneakily incorporate Xbox into one bonnet. 'Y button are daffs, 'B' are roses, 'X' Bluebells & bits of grass for for the 'A' button, the older one is slightly disappointed that I didn't manage to incorporate his hobby into his.
I'm looking forward to my feet being washed tomorrow, I've spent a lot of the day looking for my toe nail clippers but I'm pleased to say I've found them.
Friday, I'll participating in the traditional event of queuing outside Ravens for 3 hours to get my Hot Cross buns admiring St Matthias Church across the road, fondly remembering Christingle services I went to when I was a child (aside from the one where my hair was singed by the tw@t beside me).
Saturday I'll be making my Simnel cake & hiding Easter Eggs all along the street for kids to find. Obviously H&S means I'll be wrapping them up very carefully so animals don't defecate on them.
Sunday I'll be cooking roast lamb, then we'll all sit around the table and eat with our Bonnets on. There'll be red wine to share as symbolism (actually it will be white as I don't like red but I add some beetroot slices so people don't think I'm drinking for the sake of it), one Jnr will have red grape shloer & the older one, red berry cider.
Easter Monday will involve a lovely walk in Stanmer Park where we will go to the place that we usually go sledging every year and have an egg rolling competition. I get up very early on Easter Monday to boil and paint all the eggs.
Easter tidings to you all.